This is so cute, just adorable, great sense o,f humor....nm
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we will need our sense of humor
and some solar panels for this next chapter.
Get a sense of humor. n/m
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GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!! nm
Another conserv without a sense of humor?
Is it a common trait?
or perhaps u r a person w/no sense of humor!
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LOL....Nice sense of humor you have there...nm
And has a good sense of humor! nm
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You people have a sick sense of humor.
From the August 29 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:
LIMBAUGH: I love these kinds of stories, 'cause we're just getting them all over the place: Waistlines continue to grow in the United States. Another crisis story here, ladies and gentlemen, from our old buddies at the Associated Press. The gravy train -- make that the sausage, biscuits, and gravy train -- just keep [sic] on rolling in most of America last year. Thirty-one states showing an increase in obesity. Mississippi continued to lead the way; an estimated 30 percent of adults there are considered obese, an increase of 1.1 percentage points when compared with last year's report. Indeed, the five states with the highest obesity rates are Mississippi, Alabama, West Virginia, Louisiana, and Kentucky -- exhibit much higher rates of poverty than the national norm. Meanwhile, the five states with the lowest obesity have less poverty. They are Colorado, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Vermont.
LIMBAUGH: I think you might then say that the obesity crisis could be the fault of government, liberal government. Food stamps, all those -- you know, I'm gonna tell you people a story. I -- just, well, the government, you could say, is killing these people because we know obesity kills, and the government's killing the poor. The Bush administration is killing the poor with too much food.
You're right about needing a sense of humor
Pounding away alone on our keyboards all day, isolated, trying to keep up our line counts when "the man" (In my case MQ) keeps beating us up, making our jobs harder and cutting our pay....we have to get our laughs where we can!
Who says Obama doesn't have a good sense of humor?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090510/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_correspondents
At the bottom of this article, there's a link to watch the video - it's a hoot!!!!
Who says Obama doesn't have a good sense of humor?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090510/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_correspondents
At the bottom of this article, there's a link to watch the video - it's a hoot!!!!
Humor and politics make great bedfellows.
It's the 'If I don't laugh, I, gonna cry" philosophy. Get over yourself!
Great common sense post! nm
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Great post, great insight, great analysis, thanks!..nm
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Really cute
you don't know how to debate. When you all are in a corner you start giving mental health referrals....predictable.
Cute
That is so cute. I do love the things kids come out with (except when they are embarrassing you :-)
Cute. (nm)
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Not cute..nm
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yes, GP, it is cute......
I am an
'Obama sheeple'.
Before that I was a
Hillary sheeple', then I sheepled for Obama.
That was cute....sm
but we didn't vote for him, m....so I guess we don't get our buck back.....hehe
Cute!
Are you trying to be cute?
If so, you are failing miserably. There are more than a few "sm" (see message) posters all over these forums. This is the first time I have posted on the politics board since last Friday. You have me confused with one of you other many enemies.
I'm sure they have a cute anklet for him...sm
if justice is done.
I'm sure he'll use his republican get out of jail card. LOL...JOKE!
This is cute & I can picture him saying something like that...sm
Just reading thru some posts on here now. I guess I missed quite a bit. I have started on a new account and it is taking me 12 hours instead of 8 to get my lines.
Cute.....have a job, thank you so much for your concern...
check the conservative board, liberals post there too. Is it your day to watch me? LOL.
Found it. Cute!
My 5-year-old just happened to walk into the room when I clicked on it, and of course he liked it too! Thanks. That's actually based on a true story right? I had forgotten about that story until watching that. Makes my heart ache. Thanks for posting.
HeHe...cute! nm
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"petty".... Cute. LOL
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Not only cute, but true....(nM0
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That is SOOO cute!
Kinda like the one about the redneck that starved to death because he hid his food stamps under his work boots? Oh yeah, that's just WAAAY too funny!
Pigs are cute and cuddly...
You're cute when you are angry.
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kinda syrupy, but cute.
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Very cute but maybe not so far fetched in a lot of cases. nm
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This was kinda cute for Halloween....sm
http://www.comics.com/comics/jumpstart/index.html
(halloween political link.....)
Happy Halloween all.......going to splurge and get myself some candy, since living on a mountain we don't get any trick or treaters...unless you count the bears that aren't hibernating yet!!!
Dunno but I think it's kinda cute. n/m
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Pretty darned cute! sm
I love creative minds!
your reply is sort of cute....nm
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Cute. Love the sambo comment....
but again...you missed the glaring elephant in the room. A private citizen asked a man running for President a simple question, and for that was subjected to a background check and the information from that made public. That does not give you pause? At all? I guess not. Tells me all I need to know about how you feel about civil rights. You don't want yours imposed on, but sc*w joe because he asked Ohhhbaaamaaa a hard question. I see the real loser here, and it isn't Joe, and it isn't me.
Nahhh.....I just thoughtit was kinda cute. nm
It's a dance-off, and meant to be just silly.... cute! nm
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Cute bra and bikini panties...we vote by mail! nm
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Jeez, Lu, not taking out the lighter again, R U? :) OBOTS??? cute,,,,,,nm
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This is cute , did you make the cookies yourself? I guess it was 'MOM'
The rabbit is not real either, unless you put him into a sweater!
JBB, you may have a point, so hard raising a daughter these days!! (Cute!) :-)........nm
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Okay, now, how about some humor?
The flooding was so bad in Washington that New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin called the president and said, 'You're on your own pal.' --Jay Leno
Today Warren Buffett announced he's giving away his multi-billion dollar fortune to charity rather than leaving it to his kids. He said he doesn't believe someone's son should inherit his father's position in society. Today President Bush had him put under surveillance. --Jay Leno
President Bush will not concede that global warming may have something to do with this crazy weather though he has been conducting all official business wearing floaties. --Jimmy Kimmel
Bad times on the East Coast as much of Washington, D.C. is flooded. Several government agencies had to close down including the Justice Department, the IRS and the National Zoo. FEMA headquarters floated away. --Jimmy Kimmel
The Census Bureau revealed today that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington, D.C. in population. The big difference between Las Vegas and D.C., of course, is that in Las Vegas people gamble with their own money. --Jay Leno
Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport today for alleged possession of prescription drugs that didn't have his name on them. The news reports said he had prescriptions with two different doctors' names on them. One of the drugs was Viagra. Actually, the reason that he flies with Viagra is because if helps to prevent the person sitting in front of him from reclining his seat too far back. --Jimmy Kimmel
Heavy rains caused so much flooding in Washington, D.C. today that they had to close down the National Archives where they keep the Constitution. They had to close it down. Luckily the Bush administration isn't using the Constitution anymore. --Jay Leno
They also had flooding at the Internal Revenue Service and had to close that down. They said some records may have been lost. Good. --Jay Leno
He hasn't been affected by the rain. He's been able to get around just fine on the presidential boogie board, Cowabunga One. --Jimmy Kimmel
A 140 year-old tree on the White House grounds fell over. The minute the tree fell over President Bush wasted no time in blaming it on the New York Times. --Jay Leno
Do you know this story? Today President Bush criticized the New York Times for revealing a government program to spy on people's bank accounts. President Bush defended it. Bush said, 'If you want to figure out what bad people are doing, follow the money.' He's right. That's how we got Tom DeLay. --Jay Leno
a little BC humor
Since we've finished the presidential campaign, I figured some political humor might be in store. In a government class in a Sante Fe high school, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural-born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural-born citizen. In short, her opinion was this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. KC and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by asking...
"What makes a natural-born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by c-section?"
A little Friday Humor
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered,Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move.
Oh, said the man, whose clock is that?
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.
Incredible, said the man. And whose clock is that one?
St. Peter responded, That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life.
Where's Bush's clock? asked the man.
Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
Some humor for my liberal
http://folksongsofthefarrightwing.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
I must have missed the humor in this.
And you must have missed that on a daily basis, the far left have developed a gang mentality where all the usual rules have been thrown aside. You aren't debating here, you realize? I could go on, but I won't. There is no point.
Would someone please explain the humor in this?
Is this an example of conservative humor (since the conservative talk show below wants to be the first to air it)? Apparently (but not surprisingly), Michele Malkin is a huge fan and wants this song recorded. I agree with his First Amendment rights and think he should be allowed to record it, regardless of how obscene the lyrics are. I can't post the lyrics here because of the profanity, but they can be found at http://www.blackfive.net/main/2006/06/hadji_girl.html
Sorry, but I don't get the *joke*. 
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060704/D8IKSGI80.html
Jul 3, 9:44 PM (ET)
RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - A Marine who wrote and performed a song about killing members of an Iraqi family has temporarily shelved the tune, a record producer said Monday.
Cpl. Joshua Belile planned to record Hadji Girl with Hits Music Studios, and the conservative talk program The Mike Church Show planned to be the first to air it, said Jimm Mosher, co-owner of the North Carolina studio. But the 23-year-old Iraq veteran nixed the plans late last week, he said.
We got a call from him and he just said he couldn't do the recording at this time, Mosher said. I was led to believe that he had it from high command that he wasn't to record the song.
Neither Belile nor the Marines returned phone messages Monday evening.
Hadji Girl surfaced in a four-minute video on the Internet. In the clip, Belile sings about a Marine who falls in love with an Iraqi woman and then encounters hostility from her family. Relatives kill the woman, prompting the Marine to gun down the family members.
An anonymous person posted the recording on the Web site YouTube, but it has since been removed.
Belile has said his song was intended as a joke.
He did not violate military law, Marine officials said last week. Belile's commanders will handle the matter administratively, which can include informal counseling about his actions.
Belile, assigned to North Carolina's Marine Corps Air Station New River, has said he believes the Marine Corps handled his case fairly.
Mosher said Belile still plans to record the song. Belile has said he will leave the military when his five-year enlistment ends in October 2007.
We're wanting to record and produce it, Mosher said. I think it tells a great story.
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