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There you go. You should do a comedy tour.

Posted By: ctmt on 2009-04-29
In Reply to: I know....(sm) - Just the big bad

You crack me up, BigBug, you really do.

Does your tin foil hat pick up Radio Free Europe as well as BSNBC?




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You mean the tour McC goaded him into? How about McC
McCain's condescending challenge (May 29, 2008) to Obama to visit Iraq backfired bigtime on him. Obama rose to the occasion and had a very successful overseas tours. You post is just petty sour grapes because Obama was such a hit with world leaders...unlike McCains photo op with the Dali Lama, where he ended up looking like stiff and uncomfortable.


the promotional tour
Wait. Why isn't he supposed to go anywhere? And if he does...is he supposed to fly coach?
the arrogance tour
So...you'd like the president to walk, I guess, to Canada? Is he allowed to wear shoes, or does he have to take those off too? (CEOs of car companies have shoes too, I should point out.)
Come live in my town. I'll take you for a tour of the
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Where's the lie? You didn't watch his world tour
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Obama's middle east tour...(sm)

Has anyone else noticed what's going on in the middle east with elections?  I don't think I would credit all this to just Obama's speech in Cairo, but my guess is that his example (and ours by electing him) has been noticed around the world.


The "pro-Western coalition" won in Lebanon, beating out Hezbollah.


"The leader of the largest bloc in the pro-Western coalition, Saad Hariri, said early Monday in a televised speech that he extends his hand to the losing side "to work together and seriously for the sake of Lebanon." He urged supporters to celebrate without provoking opponents."  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/07/lebanon-election-results-_n_212359.html)


And how about Iran?  Check this out.  This looks familiar.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/31210578#31210578


Maybe there's something to be said for extending a hand of peace instead of pointing a rifle. 


Just the comedy
This was so funny!
It's COMEDY show
and the last I watched he was an equal opportunity offender....
political comedy
You are right.  It is so ABSURD that it is funny. 
The comedy writers on SNL are going to have a
  They were probably sharpening their pencils as soon as they saw that throwback to 1960's style step on stage.  "Return of the Church-Lady", except with an updated, 1964-ish,  "B-52's" updo. 
She seemed just fine. Comedy might be a
MLO
Comedy Stop

You know, that post regarding "Harlem dumbells" was a horrible post but you should see the post at our Comedy Stop regarding Andrew Jackson, George Washington and President-Elect Obama - NOW THAT IS DEFINITELY RACIST..


republican comedy
They've tried, they've failed (what was that series a couple months ago that instantly bombed?). I wonder if that's in part because of the way the party leadership has decided to define the party as pro-rich, pro-white, pro-corporation; these are not particularly funny positions, unless you're satirizing them.

Of course, the problem is that the "liberal" shows are owned by big corporations who are not interested in changing the system, and so they too have to hew a safe party line, a sort of mild centery-leftishness. Shows are terrified of offending sponsors or viewers; that is, offending them on any issue that actually *matters*, rather than just showing distasteful things and giggling like teenagers at them.

Boy, how did I make a post about comedy sound so boring?
Some political comedy for a Saturday.

I pulled this from a diary from the Daily Kos, made me giggle.  Some of it is arguable of course, but grossly true nonetheless.  It is a list of how conservatism and communism are the same.


1. Anti-Environmentalism Radicalism. (Cons put the economic interests of the corporation first.  Communists the economic interests of the govt bureaucracy first.  The rest of us put the people first.)


2. Anti-Middle Class Tax policies (This is at the cornerstone of both philosophies.  Sadly, conservatism is worse.)


3. Boy Scout/Pioneer type groups for children.  Compare the right wing forces behind the Boy Scouts and the Communist programs of their Pioneers.  They're mirror images of each other.  


4. Bureaucrats Making Medical Decisions (HMO bureaucrats are basically the same thing as communist health care bureaucrats.  The rest of us want doctors and patients making these decisions.)


5. Censorship


6. Civil Rights Opposition


7.  Death Penalty Fanaticism - Granted there are many progressives, liberals, and moderates who support this but it is usually communists and conservatives who are most gung ho about the death penalty.


8.  Excessive and Unwarranted Use of Military Force.  War is profitable, peace is not.  Both philosophies also tend to distrust people.


9. Flag Desecration means jail.


10. Govt Owns A Woman's Womb Yep, even on abortions the communists believe they control a woman's womb.


11. Habeas Corpus Denial


12. Illegal Wiretapping of Citizens


13. Immigration Hostility - Both philosophies tend to be distrustful of immigrants and seek to deny newcomers opportunities.


14. Individual Rights Denying - Both philosophies hate the individual and don't believe in individual rights.


15. Lack of Due Process.


16. Media Consolidation.


17. No Right To Privacy.


18. Occupational Safety Denying -


19. Orphanages That Suck - Compare Newt Served Wife With Divorce Papers While In Hospital Bed Undergoing Cancer Treatment Gingrich's plan for orphanages to the communists plan for orphanages.  Both support run down abuse centers straight out of Oliver Twist.


20. Patriotism Misdefined-- Both define it in terms of shallow symbols and blind nationalism.


21. Police Abuse and Brutality - Both conservatives and communists oppose good cops and instead want to see law enforcement run by rogue cops who misuse their public positions for political witchhunts.


22. Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons


23. Rote Learning In Education (NCLB's teach to the test curriculum is Soviet communism education revamped.)


24. sex police - Both philosophies want to regulate consenting private sexual activity between adults.


25. Sexism -- Both philosophies tend to view women as inferiors out of the twisted Victorian era and not as equals.


26. Tort Rights Destruction -- (including govt bureaucrats not jurors making decisions, denying plaintiffs access to courts, and loser pay schemes)


27. Torture


28. Underfunding of Schools


29. Unions -- Both philosophies oppose democratic unions.


30. Voter Rights Denying - both oppose free, fair, and honest elections where all adults are registered to vote and their votes are accurately counted.


31. Wasteful Defense Spending - Both philosophies actually oppose strong national defense.  Instead they support using the military budge as a welfare distribution center for cronies and unnecessary expenses.


32. Welfare For The Well Connected  Neither philosophy believes in merit or opportunity.  It's about power and using that power to reward your cronies and ass lickers.


33. Workplace Discrimination Permitted - Both philosophies believe that govt bureaucrats and corporate management may discriminate against their workers for illegal reasons and the screwed employees shall have no recourse.


-ISMS (should this go on the comedy board?) sm
Just thought I'd share this funny with all of you. Today I had a discussion with a teenager about the election and US and world history. We talked about sexism, racism, extremism, radicalism, terrorism, capitalism, communism, fascism, socialism...a LOT of -isms.

He said, "Well, with all the problems Obama is inheriting I hope we don't see a democratic ANEUR-ISM. And what do Palin and the Republicans embrace? FASHION-ISM?"

LOL!

"We climbed out of the ashes of all our isms, and believe me, we have a lot of isms. But now our isms are wasms."
-- Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler

Have a great rest of the weekend!

Why don't you just post on the Comedy Board?...nm
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gt's post is what is known as a joke, comedy, humor.

If you take every bit of humor or joke completely literally perhaps you have Asperger syndrome.  This is a high-functioning autism. 


Your inability to understand the irony behind jokes/humor must make you a very hard person to deal with on a personal level.  The world must seem to be a very cold and forbidding place for you.


There is no known cure for autism or Asperger syndrome.  There may, however, be a cure for someone who intentionally makes themselves appear stupid in order to put forth their own agenda.


That piece didn't look like it was meant as comedy.

If it was, I apologize.  I guess I totally missed it.  Must be my weak mind. 


RW should stick to comedy and leave politics out
I saw him interviewed on the Graham Norton show. He was about drooling at the mere mention of the name Obama. His eyes glazed over and you could almost see him enter a trance. I like RW as a comedian very much. Funny as anything and I will LMAO at his comedy routines, but when he starts interjecting his opinion of politics, well lets just say he should stick to comedy and funny voices. That's what he does best. I do agree with the poster who said "another ignorant celebrity". Many of them are ignorant about the issues. 98% of the Hollyweird people live in their own little world and don't know what it's like to live in the real world like we do. But they think because they have millions, live in mansions, and that their fans worship the ground they walk on they are more knowledgeable about politics. Unfortunately because RW spouts off at the mouth with his little knowledge of politics, it really ruins it if he acts in a movie. Very similar to Tom Cruise and his Scientology taking over his life. Doesn't make me want to watch any of his movies.
Yeah but, what about the comedy we'll miss!! LOL. nm


Oohh........is this the comedy board, ....??? sorry, that statement is too funny if you have been
she CAN see Russia from her house!