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Thanks for the funny! Almost thought you were

Posted By: GhostMom on 2009-02-16
In Reply to: Obama Scores Victory of Historic Proportions. - Boo Hoo

serious for a minute!!


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Thought this was funny...

My 4 year old son was looking at the front of our newspaper.  On the cover, there were pictures of ALL the Republican and Democratic presidential candidates.  All that I told him were these were pictures of the people who want to be the leader of our country.


He looks at the pictures, points at Hilary Clinton and tells me that she should be president.  I asked why and he tells me he just thinks a Mom should be the leader.  Gotta love how kids think.  Thank you for letting me share.


If you thought it was funny, I see why you are a fan
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thought it was funny, too
Did you hear the sound bite of the woman who said she wasn't going to have to worry about putting gas in her car or paying her mortgage? He was going to take care of everything! No wonder our country is the way it is. Gimme gimme gimme so I don't have to get off my couch and get a job.
I thought I was being funny
Why is this board so bizarre?
I thought we would have more in common, but it turns out we have absolutely nothing in common except that we are strapped to our chairs eight hours a day as MT. Past that, forget it. We are not sisters at all. I have never actually met another MT in 15 years other than here, and now I am glad of it.
Although this article was funny (I thought)..
 either one of the 2 could blow us to kingdom come at the drop of a hat and would. I heard 3 people (don't know their names because I do not often watch Fox) regular news people on Fox News say when asked Do you think Bush will attack Iran, they all 3 said Yes and these guys like Bush.  If that were to happen, the Americans in Iraq would be the first target, then Israel, then Europe and then us.  I guess that makes Bush a great white in bass clothing. Bush has messianic delusions of grandeur. He really believes God is channeling him and wants him to bomb the Middle East, pretty much all of it.  Besides, we no longer have the terminator to contend with, we have The Decider.
I thought that was pretty funny too.
It's nice to see a lightening of the mood every now and then!
Well isn't that funny...I thought irrational was more like...
yes its alive, well no it isn't. It doesn't have a soul so it doesn't matter. Well yes, if it breathed it is alive and G-d gave it a soul, and then defend Obama voting AGAINST saving that child. That sounds somewhat more irrational to me.

Frankly, I don't see a difference between shooting someone who inconveniently is wearing the shoes someone else wants and slicing and dicing a living child because someone DOESN'T want it.

They are just as dead either way.
I laughed. Thought it was funny. nm

IMHO, I've never thought he was that funny...
and have always preferred Leno over him. I typically don't watch much late-night TV, but when given the choice, I always watched Leno. I haven't seen much of Conan's show yet, but I'm sure I would prefer him over Letterman any day.

I want to see what happens to the first "comedian" that makes fun of Obama's children. You'd have to get a tic sheet to count the number of times that person would be called a racist.
IMHO, I've never thought he was that funny...
and have always preferred Leno over him. I typically don't watch much late-night TV, but when given the choice, I always watched Leno. I haven't seen much of Conan's show yet, but I'm sure I would prefer him over Letterman any day.

I want to see what happens to the first "comedian" that makes fun of Obama's children. You'd have to get a tic sheet to count the number of times that person would be called a racist.
I just thought it might be nice to hear an original thought. sm
I guess I was reaching.
already heard this - wasn't funny then, not funny now!
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Thought this was good so I thought I'd share

Down the drain?  Beware of Obama's plan to 'spread the wealth around'


By Betsy Newmark
High School History and Government Teacher/Blogger


If the McCain campaign can’t use this Obama quote to raise doubts about his attitude towards wealth and success, then they deserve the shellacking they seem headed for.


“Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn’t it?” the plumber asked, complaining that he was being taxed “more and more for fulfilling the American dream.”


“It’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance for success too,” Obama responded. “My attitude is that if the economy’s good for folks from the bottom up, it’s gonna be good for everybody … I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”


Plumbers of the country, unite! Forget about the work and effort you put into building up a business or the scummy work that you do that many of us don’t know or don’t want to do. If you have succeeded, you should be willing to give up more of what you earn to help those who haven’t had the great good luck that you have had to be a successful plumber. Remember how Obama is going to give 95% of all of us a tax cut even though over 30% of the population doesn’t pay taxes?



He might call it a tax credit, but what he’s really doing is his vision of “spreading the wealth around.” It sounds a lot like Huey Long’s 1935 plan to “Share the Wealth.” And when he finds that he can’t tax the top 5% of the population to gain enough wealth to spread to the 95% of the rest of us, do you really think that he’ll stop with that 5%?


Remember…This is the guy who said in the ABC debate during the primary season that his approach to raising tax on capital gains is not based on whether it would provide more revenue but on his idea of what is fair:


GIBSON: All right. You have, however, said you would favor an increase in the capital gains tax. As a matter of fact, you said on CNBC, and I quote, “I certainly would not go above what existed under Bill Clinton,” which was 28 percent. It’s now 15 percent. That’s almost a doubling, if you went to 28 percent.


But actually, Bill Clinton, in 1997, signed legislation that dropped the capital gains tax to 20 percent.


OBAMA: Right.


GIBSON: And George Bush has taken it down to 15 percent.


OBAMA: Right.


GIBSON: And in each instance, when the rate dropped, revenues from the tax increased; the government took in more money. And in the 1980s, when the tax was increased to 28 percent, the revenues went down.


So why raise it at all, especially given the fact that 100 million people in this country own stock and would be affected?


OBAMA: Well, Charlie, what I’ve said is that I would look at raising the capital gains tax for purposes of fairness.


Just what we need in these fragile economic times — a guy who wants to raise taxes because he thinks it’s a matter of “fairness” and time to “spread the wealth around.”


That will be some incentive for other plumbers who want to work hard and build up a successful business.


But don’t worry - according to Joe Biden, it’s the patriotic thing to do.


Haha! I thought I was the only one who thought he looked

I told you what I thought he thought....
and thank you so much for reducing it to "a piece."

That being said, here is link to article from Wall Street Journal about both candidates and outsourcing...Obama is not going to stop it either. He has said on the stump the answer is more highly educated American workers to compete.

It seems to me, and although you may think this is also a "piece," that if you put our corporate tax rates lower, if that corporation is inclined to hire Americans and not outsource then they will do so.

You honestly think the majority of corporations just WANT to outsource and taxes don't matter?


This is funny.nm
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So are so funny
LOL, your posts get funnier and funnier..with more hate shining through, LOL. 
This is so funny! Thank you.
I copied it and sent it to everyone I know, and they love it, too. 
OMG! Too funny!!

Especially the guy who said he was in favor of national healthcare because he works 40 hours a week and his benefits are terrible.  Yet he didn't know that Bush doesn't WANT him to have good medical benefits.


The last guy was right on the money (even if he didn't know Bush's name):  Bush SHOULD be over there with a gun in his hand since he started this mess.


Someone should point out to these people who can't remember that his name IS what he is: BU_ _ SH _ _!


Vanna... I wanna buy a vowel.


That's funny. No, I am most

Too funny - here's 1 more
Donald Rumsfeld was meeting with George W for their daily brief regarding the war in Iraq.  Rumsfeld said to George, And yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.  Bush is visibly distraught; hanging his head, wringing his hands.  He finally looks up at Rumsfeld and says, My God, that's terrible.  How many are in a Brazilian?
This is what is funny about this?

They have made up their minds they have got this thing won just like they did in 2004.  They don't even entertain the possibility that they will lose.  They are so egotistical to think they might even throw the elections to make the Republicans look like fools.  This is along the same thought process that they think they won by losing California primaries and losing on Prop. 50.


I think they know they're in trouble, but have chosen to lay their strategy out like they've got things under control.  The Democrat blogs are all up in arms about what is happening with the party.  Let's just say the extreme left is very unhappy with them right now, and they think the extreme left is their bread and butter.  They thought that in 2004 and look where it got them.


Wow, this really shows how screwed up they are, not you dem, but your party.


LOL - too funny.

Too funny. One of the best
http://seattle.nwsource.com/horsey/viewbydate.asp?id=1400 David Horsey from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer and Mike Keefe from The Denver Post consistenly nail it....too good.
It's almost funny to me
How heated this debate has gotten. When I looked at that site I posted, where it compares the current legislation and the proposed legislation, it doesn't look all that different, just more funding so that more children qualify.


Funny that. sm
Yours and one other are the only bad comments about her I have seen. it doesnt' appear to be working.
Too funny
Unfortunately too true.
I don't think it was funny....like I said, if he DID say it...
she should have slapped him silly right there in front of the cameras and everybody. But it IS rumor. It was told, supposedly, by 3 reporters from Arizona to this guy writing a book who has a bone to pick with McCain. As to not coming forward because of fear of retaliation...I don't buy them for a nanosecond. I am sure when this guy went looking for dirt some money crossed hands and a lot of embellishing went on...like any political smear book on any political candidate. When you can't deal with real issues that can be proven or disproven (Read "The Case Against Barack Obama" and you will know what I mean). There is none of the personal smear tactic where innuendo and "anonymous" quotes are used. Just plain simple historical fact that can be proven. THAT is the kind of information I pay attention to. Not the "anonymous" rumor stuff.

Obviously if it DID happen they wish it never happened. Obama wishes someone had not been taping when Wright went off on his rants. Obama wishes no one had checked on his fib about voting against saving babies who survive abortion. McCain wishes he hadn't done the things he did to cause his first marriage to fail. Everyone has regrets.

What about all the rumors and innuendo about Hillary Clinton bathmouthing the secret service people and calling them names every bit as hateful as what the rumor says JOhn McCain called his wife? I just chalked that up to rumor and innuendo because it could not be proven...just like I am doing about the McCain thing.

As to them denying it...why bring more attention to it...ever heard of "I think he doth protest too much?" I don't blame them. I would not dignify the accusation with a denial either.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?????
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Funny...no.
Sad and pathetic......yes.  How can they ban one speaker because of his affair and lies and yet let another man speak who did the exact same thing.  The only difference is that Hilliary was not dying when Bill shoved a cigar up Monica's.....well....you get the idea.
Something funny about
the sandbox. Your subject line is a phrase I used a while back when I was on the run from the Bible thumpers. Their fearless leader will be hopelessly confused now that the libs are coming out in droves sporting all kinds of intimidating intelligence. Their heads snap around like Linda Blair in the Exorcist as they spin themselves into the ground and especially when the same phrases and concepts start showing up from all different directions. They really do not know what to do when they can't dominate the board and woop up on one lib at a time...seems to be their limit.
too funny

Yeah and McCain has a biracial love child..........just ask GW, his campaign told everybody the REAL truth. O is a closet muslim (just ask the mental giants on this board!). He eats baby brains for breakfast. He wants to teach kinder-kids the proper way to put on a condom. He's hiding, he's hiding, he's hiding..........but, he hasn't been able to drop a decent deuce since the onset of his campaign because the media is so far up his bum. Bad Obama. Bad, bad, bad. Spank him, spank him hard. Yeah, just like that. And the truth shall set you free.


Too funny!
I will throw softly here :-)  I guess my point is, and again, I may be showing my ignorance on the subject.  I am a Christian, coming from a very fundamental background, but have since strayed from so much of the legalism.  I am beginning to see a lot of things from a different light, if you know what I mean.  I was taught that same-sex relationships was a horrible, horrible sin.  I no longer feel that way about the issue.  I do have questions though.  We as a human race are here because of heterosexual relationships are we not?  Not from same-sex relationships.  Would we be extinct if that was all there was, and if it were the norm?  I have worked with gays and lesbians, I have been neighbors of gays and lesbians, as I mentioned two of my best friends are gays and lesbians.  I do not have an issue --- REALLY!  It is just some back of the mind questions that I have. I guess we all have questions and may never know the answers.  I am not voting against gay marriages.  Yes, your same-sex relationship is your business as my heterosexual relationship is mine - - but it seems as if no one is questioning mine - - Is this because it is right, and the norm???  What exactly are the issues here??. 
that's okay - it was funny the first

time.  I imagined myself as a human broach.


 


It is just too funny
to see it happen though. I know they are trying to distract with stupid things and it really shows this individuals ignorance. But, it is an amusing way to kill a few minutes while my new software downloads!
I think she is funny. . .
I get tired of the pompous know-it-all attitudes.
too funny
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Too funny

That gave me my laugh for the night.  Thanks,



too funny - thanks

   


 


OMG - too funny
My friend emailed me a few weeks ago and said if he says "uh" one more time...
That was almost as funny as your

Funny -- that's what I see too -- Nothing!


Funny
Sorry, I thought it was funny when McCain slipped up and said "fellow prisoners."  He might have come closer to the truth than he realized.  I saw, and heard, Obama slip up on the number of states.  Big deal!!  Have you ever been so dog-tired you could barely speak your own name?  Obviously both Obama and McCain were in such a state but there's always those who try to make a mountain out of a mole hill!
A little funny...s/m
Here in the boondocks where I vote we don't even have voting MACHINES.  LOL  Not only that.......in spite of the fact that I KNOW all of the workers personally and they KNOW me, I have to show my driver's license!!!!  I never question it.  I do not know if this is a State requirement or if it's a requirement of this "backwoods,  hillbilly"  HONEST place in America.  Might not be such a bad idea if all elections went back to the backwoods way of doing business.
This is really funny to me. I did not need my...sm
12 grandchildren to come down to Florida to convince me to vote for Obama. Neither did my friends. Most of us would move back to Jersey before we would vote for McCain, especially the women, not likely. We have been Democrats all our lives and are not going to change now. Obama has the Jewish vote in Florida hands down.
Funny, you seem to know he will fix your little
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You are funny and right!
McCain did himself in over and over... first picking Palin, then going to Washington with his superman cape on, then bashing Obama, being snotty on the View, being rude in the debates, making noises. What the heck? I think he would be worse than Bush. People think Bush is as bad as it gets but I think truly, McCain could be worse.
Too funny! Yes, I am an MT. nm
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You know what's funny?
There is an Obama ad running here in Arkansas.  It cracks my husband and me up.  It is McCain advertising FOR Obama.  All showing McCain's angry expressions during the debate and at the end from McCain's own mouth saying he voted with Bush 90% of the time.  He also says that he has voted with Bush more than anyone else even from his own party.  That ought to cause most people's common sense (if they  have any) to kick in.
that is too funny
the bible contradicts itself all over the place
OH MY GOD. This was funny at first, but it's
gotten completely ridiculous & monotonous. Hillary and McCain threw everything at Obama including the kitchen sink. After their extensive teams of researchers and lawyers got through, they found the BC was a non-issue, otherwise they would've had a field day with it! Not to mention the DNC would've never let him run because they wouldn't have chanced losing on a technicality. The courthouse in Hawaii has his BC and has shown and certified it officially. Let me repeat, the birth certificate has been made available and certified. All the neighbors at the time remember his pregnant mother and when he was born. The newspapers have his birth announcement. WHAT is it going to take for you to get your head out of the sand and quit spamming the board with this nonsense?! Use some logic here.