OMG - now I'm laughing so hard i cant even type!
Posted By: U R funny! on 2008-09-04
In Reply to: what would you do ooo for a klondike - bar?????
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Oh Lord I may be laughing too hard to type.
North, get a grip woman! Are you and A. Nonymous some kind of comedy team? You’re feeding the straight lines to AN and she (he?) is getting the laughs? Wow are your buttons easy to push. I sure hope AN (the drunken cheap scotch/irish nazi) does not stop posting, because this is just too much fun to watch.
Yeah we get it. You’re black, educated and you speak English well. You write well so you probably speak OK too. But you just don’t read so great. Where in any of these posts did AN say you personally were uneducated or did not have a work ethic? Where is the part about you not speaking English? Did you see the word ebonics and just stop reading? If you care so much about all people why are you not standing up for the other two groups mentioned - do you have something against hispanics and hillbillies?
You have to be very worn out from carrying around that big chip on your shoulder. Why don’t you put it down and stop taking offense at remarks that were obviously not aimed your way? The topic was career mooches and freeloaders. You seem to be an MT and have a job or be on the site looking for one. Nobody called you anything - why so defensive?
Laughing so hard I go...
into silent laughing, mode, thinking I will fall off my chair but I don't. That's how much I am laughing at this. He did make an appearance and say something, however lukewarm it was, I will say that for him, more than others do when they actually do kill/lie/out people. Chavez, on the other hand, is giving oil away, giving billions to help Cuba and The Dominican Republic with oil prices which have soared to $4 a gallon in the islands. It is part of what he calls Petrocaribe. He is helping to rebuild decrepit refineries in the islands as well. Same goes for his own country where you can fill your tank for about $2. Whatever his politics are; he is sharing the wealth of his country with, omg!!! real everyday people and poor everyday people. What an evil dangerous man. I think we should kill him. Want to really annoy a Republican...share whether or not the person/country with whom you are sharing meets your own moral criteria for giving, you know, the worthy poor versus the unworthy poor. And before anyone starts in with Chavez beomg a communist, socialist, a danger to the United States tripe, I have one word...China.
How hard is it to type McCain? Seriously!
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sam's probably laughing at us....
Nice to know you think I'm sam, though, because she's a whole lot smarter than I am on issues, and knocks your socks off when it's really her. More clever than I could ever be, too, or you.
Whatever, think what you will.
I've had enough fun, for now, time to go.
I'll leave you a big box of kleenex so you can rid yourself of your phlegm.
Oh wait, I'm leaving, you won't need it....lol....
So predictable.
What were you laughing about?
The fact that your party sold us down the river with a war based on lies, treason, warm crimes and economic irresponsibility that has created this current catastrophe? Sorry, sista....but the Kool-Aid term was resurrected when the righteous reich-wing swallowed the whole "kill for Jesus" mantra and how W was going to further the religious agenda (Ha! Did he lie about that or what?). Creationism versus evolution? What a crock! Eight freaking long years of drinking poisoned Kool-Aid - and boy did we reap what we sowed! May the misery of the future strengthen your faith in the party you so fanatically defend! The bottom hasn't completely fallen out yet....Thank you dubya, thank you Dikk.
Once again.....someone laughing
at Fox when Fox has higher ratings than any left-wing networks combined. So the laugh is on you. Spare me with your Fox bashing.
I'm just laughing
my butt off at my sister, who was so enthralled with Obama. She believed every golden word the man said and really thought free stuff was going to rain down upon her. Well, it's raining, but what's landing on all of us is not very pleasant.
You are way funny! Still laughing!
 but you know this will be gone soon.... we're not like the "others." How bout them taters? LMAO.
Dear Laughing A**. SM
I mean a collective you, as in the same mindset, much as you are.
I'm here laughing at your kind.
HaHaHa. That's what I'll be saying to you on Nov. 4th. Mark my word. It's just so funny, it hurts.
You keep posting, and we keep laughing!
Your time would be much better spent furthering your education.
http://www.onelook.com/
DH and I almost wet ourselves laughing. Good one. nm
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No, she had 3 posters above laughing
her off as if she didn't know what she was talking about, claiming they had never heard of such a thing. One even claimed to have over 1900 channels and had never heard this. That alone should be proof that the majority of the news channels do not present but one side. You see why Fox News is the most watched news channel there is? Good reason! Oh, and BTW, I just saw on Fox News the NAACP wants the young cartoonist AND his Editor fired, so I am sure their days with the Post are numbered!
Everyone is laughing at us, yet Obama is
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Are you also the type who...
believes he didn't do enough to prevent 911? Because it seems people want it both ways.. Protect me and don't let anything happen to us, but for crying out loud don't DO anything that might be unpopular or make somebody mad. You can't appreciate the difficult position? If a suitcase nuke showed up here and was traced back to Saddam you'd be saying look, there was all that evidence and intelligence from countries all over the world and Bush ignored it and didn't depose Saddam. He really can't win. So he was bold and made a move. More than some presidents would do, lest they find themselves down in the polls (which at times seems more important to some people than doing the right thing). Maybe if Clinton had been a little more proactive during the 90s, while Al-Qaeda was growing and continually ratcheting up their attacks, 9/11 could have been averted. Who knows.
I would like to have had the same type...
questions asked of Bill Clinton when he ran for Pres the first time having been only the governor, one week after he started. He would have done no better, and he was running for the #1 spot.
She was good. She didn't fall into any of the traps he tried to lay for her...including the 3 times he asked her about hypothetical about Israel bombing Iran's nuclear facilities. He tried his best to trap her. She didn't bite. I just wish we could have a nonpartisan person interview McCain, Palin, Obama, and Biden, just ask a simple question not meant to trap and let the person answer it...and not badger them when they don't like the answer trying to get the answer the interviewer wants. Sigh.
But can she type?
I'm talking about the above poster's comment about Palin being "smart and good-looking." No one is contesting her intelligence (her readiness for the office of VP, maybe, but not her overall intelligence), & I'm pointing to the fact that being "good-looking" is a criterion that's only being applied to the woman candidate.
Do you really believe this type of
Inspired and enlightening as your beliefs are, I do not believe everyone on the planet in the last 2000 years has had the opportunity to accept or reject Christianity. Personally, I just could never believe in a god who condemns his children for eternity due to an accident of birth... nor can I imagine (without a shudder) spending eternity singing hosannas next to the likes of you. Did anybody get into heaven before the crucifixion?
I'm sitting here laughing - see message
I just came from the religious board and then popped to this board and saw this message. That is too funny. What's even funnier is I think I've been to the religious board just maybe a couple times (I'm not religious like a lot of others, but was curious what was being posted there). So thanks for the laugh.
I think now that the election is over there won't be as much a "ruckus" as there was leading up to it.
I'll still post now and then, but I had to cool it for awhile and try and get some work done.
Too funny your message though with me just coming from the religious board.
So it's g'night for now. I'll be back to "stir the pot" from time to time. :-)
If you had a grain of brain you would not be laughing..s/m
The comparison with a poodle is actually an insult.
But you do not get it, do you?
Remember, when Blair was called 'the poodle of Bush'?
Or did you never hear about this? It's politics.
LMAO !! But you better stop laughing.
Not laughing. Bush has more character than
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Right,, laughing.. making fun of people.
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You know something? I'll bet even al-Qaeda is laughing that
Let's think here for a minute. Do you think that terrorists are MORE frightened of the notion of "American torture" now, or LESS frightened? Do you think it is MORE difficult for them to recruit now, or LESS difficult?
There's this little 3-pound thing that most people carry around in their cranial compartments called a brain. If you manage to locate yours, try USING IT for a change.
Torture indeed!
You got that right! Laughing, making fun, ridiculing.
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Not laughing. I found NOTHING funny in what
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Russia's laughing at us, too. Thanks, Obama!
So much for those hopes of Obama 'repairing our image' in the world.
China's laughing at us.
France and England are scolding us.
And Russia's already written our obituary.
"It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breathtaking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people."
"The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe."
Here's a link to the article in Pravda:
http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/107459-0/
and N. Korea is laughing at the useless UN
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Not laughing. I like Michelle Malkin.
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Whoopie... LOL. Lets keep laughing it up while
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You mean like "sometimes I think" - type
personal attacks? You have no moral high ground on which to make that demand.
Again, I am so afraid I can't type
I meant vote against Obama. You people have got to stop scaring me with these stories of Muslims taking over the world. How will I ever sleep at night?
How is it a stereo type?
It's true. When my husband worked for Mediacom Cable the people in the government housing would have the cable in their son's or daughter's names (some of them were 5 years old). Others buy cars either with cash from under the table or through a relative or friend so it is not listed as income or assets. There is no stereo type in that. White people, black people, hispanic people, they all do it.
I walked into the home of a child that I teach at youth group last week to bring some food. His mother doesn't work, no idea where his father is, but there is a huge flat screen tv in their single wide trailer! Talk about mixed up priorities. Can't wash clothes because the washer doesn't work, but we sure as heck can watch ESPN!
That's the problem with welfare. There are so many people on it we can't possibly keep enough caseworkers to check up on them! Instead of starting new programs on top of this one, why not create some jobs by hiring more caseworkers and investigating why these people are on welfare for 5, 10, even 15 years? What is keeping them from working? Is it legitimate, or is it like the white guy that used to live next door to me "I got a messed up ankle" yet he's out in the road playing street football. See, no stereotype, there are deadbeats everywhere, of all colors, shapes, and sizes! :)
This is exactly the type of comments we don't need.
Discuss issues but don't post snide remarks. Simple as that. Worship has no place on this board.
And the more I see of this type of intolerance..
the more I fear for our civil rights. People have sex. There is war, murder, rape, mutilation, etc., all over this world and it has been this way for eons. Take your religiosity to a deserted planet and you can squeeze your Bible all you want. It is MY right not to live under your rules or beliefs.
I wish I could type 1000 wpm.
I would have stated who and what they are debating. Kerry was furious. Sen. Sessions (R-AL) doesn't seem to want to work with anyone on "the other side" either.
Sen. John Ensign (R-Nevada) had a really good speech. He went through the whys and why nots of how this whole mess started. He is willing to work with the other side but he stated that the other side has to work with them, too, which so far, is not happening. He stated that the stimulus package was pushed through the house without any debate, without anyone seeing exactly what was in it, and it was the wrong thing to do. He doesn't care that O wants this passed by President's day. It has to be worked out slowly so they don't make the same kind of mistakes that they did with the last stimulus package.
It's not just tax cuts the pubs want. They want some of the spending in there, too, just not the most ridiculous items. They want the infrastructure in but not just 3% of the total package spread out over 4 years. It wouldn't make much of a difference.
Now, on another subject, I had MSNBC on another TV. Surprisingly, they were only allowing sound for the debate when the democrats are speaking. Hmmm.
they will just say he can do other type of work -
My BF cannot do anything he knows how to do because it is all physical work and he has so many limitations imposed on him by the doctor; however, social security said that there were jobs he was capable of doing and will not give him benefits.
Anger? No. I can't stop laughing at your posts.
Thanks for the laughs. I really needed them today. Laughter truly is the best medicine.
I hope you have a wonderful holiday weekend. :-)
Sorry, can't stop laughing over 'Pew Research
Center" conducting a study on church goers.
I did...so angry I can't type straight!...nm
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I'm so scared I can't even type straight
I meant attic, lol!
Militia type? Because I don't believe Obama...
I don't fill in the blanks like his supporters, and I don't believe in redistribution of wealth? Interesting assessment.
It is probably in a "community type center" in the
apartment building. In my town they are held in the fire station, schools, community centers, etc.
FIFTY-SEVEN States, I believe she tried to type
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Could only take a few seconds of this piggy-type man
I have no idea how anyone could listen, much less sit and watch this oink-oink looking man. I saw for a nannosecond and his face screwing up like he had just let one go- might have just needed his fix for the day though.
Okay, don't click a link - type in the URL. (sm)
The URL for the site I referenced is:
http://www.taxdayteaparty.com
You can copy-and-paste it into your browser or type it in, whichever you prefer. I can assure you that there's no virus at the site (my browser checks this), or I wouldn't have recommended it.
I may add.... the Perez Hilton type!
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They're the laughing stock of the journalistic community. LOL
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Same sentiment and type of comments are noted on
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I MEANT 'not LONG after' - I can't type
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Wow, is this the type of person we want in a position of power? (nm)
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I'll type slower so you can understand
Durbin's proposal simply RE-STATED EXISTING LAW. Let me rephrase that: Durbin's proposal simply RE-STATED EXISTING LAW. It said nothing about "opening our American media up to foreign countries." What are your sources? Here are mine:
http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/senate-tunes-out-fairness-doctrine-2009-02-26.html
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=111&session=1&vote=00071
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/02/26/senate-votes-to-kill-fairness-doctrine-but-gop-concerns-remain/
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=111&session=1&vote=00070
You really ought to peel your mind away from Fox News and the rest of those jokers some time. Communist China running my local TV station? Geez Louise, you're the one who needs to get a clue.
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