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I thought it was hilarious. s/m

Posted By: gourdpainter on 2008-10-30
In Reply to: Very interesting and funny read. sm - m

Especially when A. Lincoln said, "if I have 2 faces, why I wear this one?"  Makes this campaign seem absolutely mild in comparison to the good old days.  LOL


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For you Palin fans...I thought this was hilarious.
Obama went duck hunting in Alaska .


He shot and        dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Pailin's field, on the other side        of her fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her        tractor and asked him what he was doing.


Obama responded, 'I shot a        duck and it fell onto this field, and now I'm going to retrieve        it.'

Palin replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over        here.'


The indignant Obama said, 'If you don't let me get that        duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.'


Palin smiled and        said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here.

We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick        Rule.''


Obama asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule?'


Sarah        Palin replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land ,  I get        to go first, I kick you three times

and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until        someone gives up.'


Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest        and decided that he could easily take a woman at this game.

 He agreed to abide by the local        custom.


Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to        the Obama's groin and dropped him to his knees.


Her second kick to        the midriff sent the Obama's last meal gushing from his        mouth.


Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end        sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.


He summoned every bit of        his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of        his jacket,

he said, 'Okay, Now it's my turn.'


Palin smiled        and said , 'Na, I give up. You can have the duck.'


Experience wins        again.

wow..that's hilarious.
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That is HILARIOUS!!
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Oh, this is hilarious!

you have absolutely no basis for preaching the sermon you just did.  Anybody who reads your "burn in hell" "Laura is a Stepford wife" ranting posts knows you're about as inflammatory as they come.  Hey, that's who you are, but don't stand there and tell us we are hateful and inflammatory when you wrote the book on hateful and inflammatory posts.


As far as nonpartisan people, like unicorns, they don't exist.   Your high and mighty and above-it-all little charade is about as transparent at plastic wrap.


This is hilarious!

A typical conservative who is asked ONE question, can't answer it, gets all flustered and in a tizzy, starts calling names and finally storms off the set.  They obviously all *debate* the same way, regardless of whether they're on TV or a message board. 


http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2005/06/26/bernie-ward-smacks-down-wingnut-talk-show-host/


I know, that is hilarious. sm
I love Jon Stewart. Did you see it on Friday?

Yes, you do take what he says with a grain of salt but after all the junk I too need the comic relief. And, I have seen him give it to both sides - and it is too funny both ways.

I just love the Bill O'Reilly clip of the Palin's and the Spears'.
Try these...........hilarious!
http://www.byrum.org/the.web.walker/sayings.html
that's hilarious
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hilarious
If the polls favored McCain you would think they were gospel.
okay, that was hilarious!

that's hilarious!!!!

If Obama advocates personally responsibility then why oh why are my tax dollars going to those who pay nothing in taxes?  Under Obama's plan, every one making under $200,000 will get a tax refund (and yes that includes those who don't even pay taxes) of at least $500.  What kind of personal responsibility is that?


Under Obama's plan, everyone in the USA, legal or not, will get free medical insurance.  What kind of personal responsibility is that?


Please, spare me your Obama/personal responsibility story.  It's a joke.


You are hilarious

Are you taking a covered dish?


 


That was hilarious! nm
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That's hilarious!
Not adopted.  I just know how to love, respect and TOLERATE all people, plain and simple.  I don't agree with A LOT of stuff, but at the end of the night, I don't have to answer to anyone about what other people do.
This is hilarious! Anyone who thinks
this post and answers are for real, stand on your head!
How absolutely hilarious! LOL
Like McCain won't also screw us over to get elected yathink?
OMG! That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
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I didn't think it was hilarious

I thought it was quite distressing.  This is what the world thinks of our current leader.  Even more distressing was the look on his face.  He had that smirk on his face like he was enjoying it.  Surprised he didn't puff up and say "bring it on!!"  What a tard.  Please, please go away and take roboto wife and bratty kids with you.


 


That would be because the right is ridiculously hilarious. (sm)

Guess who said this....


*We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war. *


Ms. Coulter even gives the right a bad name, and yet here people are just dying to see her on TV.  I personally would like to see more of her on TV so people could get to know her for what she stands for -- total ignorance.  I know... how about a one on one with Coulter and Palin ---- now that would be a blast.


ROFL


you are so full of it, this is hilarious! Just
you sit and talk to yourself and make up this crap?
I think it is hilarious how her post
got all you children so fired up and calling her a drama queen.  You guys are a crack up.  I can hear you guys saying, 'fine leave, we aren't your friends no more.'  Oh, I love kids!  They make me feel so young.
and your smiley is hilarious!...LOL!...nm
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Sad but hilarious and true Obama add.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGV0OY3MtFI
Scandal? That is hilarious! Everyone Obama
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Hilarious and yet frighteningly true!
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Keep up the good work? You are hilarious, such nonsense!...nm
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LOL, that's really funny! I forgot about him! You are hilarious, good for you,
but still I would say she is pretty!
Isn't that hilarious! The execution squad makes a complaint.
Too ridiculous. Liberals were hounded off the old board 50 to 1 - if there ever even was 1 Con banned, which I sorely doubt. And it was YOU engineering the hatchet jobs. It must really eat at your insides that you lost your ability to lynch mob the rest of us. So, you try to make the same accusation against us? - with no conception obviously of how hollow and stupid it sounds coming out of your mouth. People aren't getting banned anymore, face it - and that's a good thing - for us anyway:) So stop the incoherent whining. You lost. Get over it. Find an issue to discuss and try to keep your sociopathology better disguised.
And George kept up with those "we are not in a recession" speeches, hilarious but tragic....nm
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I just thought it might be nice to hear an original thought. sm
I guess I was reaching.
Thought this was good so I thought I'd share

Down the drain?  Beware of Obama's plan to 'spread the wealth around'


By Betsy Newmark
High School History and Government Teacher/Blogger


If the McCain campaign can’t use this Obama quote to raise doubts about his attitude towards wealth and success, then they deserve the shellacking they seem headed for.


“Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn’t it?” the plumber asked, complaining that he was being taxed “more and more for fulfilling the American dream.”


“It’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance for success too,” Obama responded. “My attitude is that if the economy’s good for folks from the bottom up, it’s gonna be good for everybody … I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”


Plumbers of the country, unite! Forget about the work and effort you put into building up a business or the scummy work that you do that many of us don’t know or don’t want to do. If you have succeeded, you should be willing to give up more of what you earn to help those who haven’t had the great good luck that you have had to be a successful plumber. Remember how Obama is going to give 95% of all of us a tax cut even though over 30% of the population doesn’t pay taxes?



He might call it a tax credit, but what he’s really doing is his vision of “spreading the wealth around.” It sounds a lot like Huey Long’s 1935 plan to “Share the Wealth.” And when he finds that he can’t tax the top 5% of the population to gain enough wealth to spread to the 95% of the rest of us, do you really think that he’ll stop with that 5%?


Remember…This is the guy who said in the ABC debate during the primary season that his approach to raising tax on capital gains is not based on whether it would provide more revenue but on his idea of what is fair:


GIBSON: All right. You have, however, said you would favor an increase in the capital gains tax. As a matter of fact, you said on CNBC, and I quote, “I certainly would not go above what existed under Bill Clinton,” which was 28 percent. It’s now 15 percent. That’s almost a doubling, if you went to 28 percent.


But actually, Bill Clinton, in 1997, signed legislation that dropped the capital gains tax to 20 percent.


OBAMA: Right.


GIBSON: And George Bush has taken it down to 15 percent.


OBAMA: Right.


GIBSON: And in each instance, when the rate dropped, revenues from the tax increased; the government took in more money. And in the 1980s, when the tax was increased to 28 percent, the revenues went down.


So why raise it at all, especially given the fact that 100 million people in this country own stock and would be affected?


OBAMA: Well, Charlie, what I’ve said is that I would look at raising the capital gains tax for purposes of fairness.


Just what we need in these fragile economic times — a guy who wants to raise taxes because he thinks it’s a matter of “fairness” and time to “spread the wealth around.”


That will be some incentive for other plumbers who want to work hard and build up a successful business.


But don’t worry - according to Joe Biden, it’s the patriotic thing to do.


Haha! I thought I was the only one who thought he looked

I told you what I thought he thought....
and thank you so much for reducing it to "a piece."

That being said, here is link to article from Wall Street Journal about both candidates and outsourcing...Obama is not going to stop it either. He has said on the stump the answer is more highly educated American workers to compete.

It seems to me, and although you may think this is also a "piece," that if you put our corporate tax rates lower, if that corporation is inclined to hire Americans and not outsource then they will do so.

You honestly think the majority of corporations just WANT to outsource and taxes don't matter?


I thought I was alone.

So refreshing to have someone on this board that can actually think for themselves.  I have such vivid memories of my dad dressing up in his class A's to go to war, and coming into my room crying at 4:00 a.m. in the morning to say goodbye, not knowing if we would ever see one another again.  Thankfully, he did 1 tour in Korea before I was born, two tours in VN, and we lived on an Army base 25 miles from the Berlin wall when I was 6 years old.  If there was ever an american girl, it is me and my brother.  That "american girl" posting on here all the time, if she had to earn her FFFF freedom she would learn to keep her mouth shut.


Same thought here

It seems like one of first major priorities would be to ensure fair voting practices.  I'm very worried about the accuracy of computerized voting and possible tampering. 


I thought you were new here?sm
People are somewhat like-minded here, but I see distinct posting styles here. I am a conservative (ex-Republican), but I do not post on their board; their ideology does not reflect my beliefs. I have never once been bashed by liberals, even if they do not agree with me.
Just a thought....
Before too long the number of Iraq War troop deaths will be as high as the ones here on 9/11.  And all for what?  So sad.
You know what I thought when I saw it?
I thought it was posted by someone from the rabid right, so they could come back and respond to their very own post and blame the liberals because people post things like this.  LoL!
I thought he was
putting his money where his mouth is. He has donated a large amount of his personal funds to this project, as well as fundraising efforts A lot of celebs just talk, Brad is actually doing something. Why does he have to live in the 9th ward to help.

I sponsor kids on the Salvation Army Angel Tree. Should I have to live with them to help them?

Gimme a break!
Never thought of it this way
You brought some good thoughts to mind. I definitely agree with you.
I know it's not very PC, but I'm sure the thought has
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Another Thought

If Sara Palin came on the scene as an Independent and ran against McCain & Obama, think how that could've changed things! 


As a conservative, I'm thrilled to see someone who knows how to play ball with the big boys.  Funny how the feminists want all this equal rights stuff, then shoot this lady down before they really know anything about her.


I wonder how upset Hillary's supporters are over this.  Time will tell, not just polls.


It should be interesting what history reveals in the end.  Either way, this race will go down in the books as a first.  That in itself is interesting.


Okay, that's what I thought lol

Two late nights in a row for me...thank GOD it's Friday! :)



I thought so............
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Just a thought about this.

Since I only heard a snippet of this so far, the governor was trying to have others pay him to appoint them to take the O's senate seat?


If so (and don't bash, I'm asking a very serious question here), could this be how the O came up so quick? He paid for his senate seat?


The gov doesn't look like he thinks he did anything wrong. He's kinda young looking too. Could it be because Illinois has always had corruption like this? Gee, I think I'll go to Illinois and run for senator. LOL


Nobody thought that
Patriotism shouldn't be an issue, because there should be NO question whether a candidate for president is loyal to this country. The fact that there IS a question should scare people a lot more than it apparently does.

Do tell. I thought she did too. nm
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I thought that was odd too
I was trying to figure out the strategy was with that. Maybe it was to convey that McCain thinks Obama is so inferior to him, he can't even bother looking at him? I don't know. They were supposed to be debating each other, and I wanted some more interaction.

I kept waiting for him to look Obama in the eye and say you are wrong. Even Bush looked in Putin's eyes and saw his soul or whatever.

I thought I was the only one who thought
as you do. I've been pulling $ out of my savings every month to pay the bills that my paychecks do not. I work longer and longer hours, for less and less money.

I, too, am 100% against this so-called 'bailout'. WHO, exactly, are they bailing out? I would actually LIKE to see the 'train-wreck'. I WANT to see Wall Street crash and all of the banks fail. I don't have any money in them anyway... it all gets spent on month-to-month survival.

I already know how to get by on next-to-nothing. So it would be just EVER-SO-ENTERTAINING if we could sit back and watch all this high-flyin' corporate con-men lose their shirts and have to learn to live on nothing, as well.

The best thing about allowing things to just take their own course, instead of falsely propping it all up with the crutch of a federal bailout, is that maybe, just MAYBE, if the whole system had to be re-built from the ground up, maybe they might do a better job this time around.

So, fire those locomotives up, and point those suckers right at each other! Train-wreck! YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
okay , that's what I thought, so why --
why does everybody say that Obama wants socialized medicine then? That is not what I read. My take on Obama's plan is that he wants insurance available for everyone but that most people will still be insured through their employers, but the government will have insurance plans for those who do not get it through their employer. That is not socialized medicine to me, that is just providing insurance coverage for people who need it.
Just another thought
You say you want someone with experience.  Then the obvious choice is John McCain if you want business as usual, dishonesty, immorality, everything that is wrong with our government.  Give me a candidate who is moral, honest and has integrity and that's the candidate I want.  THAT could and would change the government that has almost already destroyed America as we know it.  Sara Palin's inexperience is absolutely NOT what I have against her.  If she had the other qualities, which I don't believe she does, I would vote for her although I think she might consider gettingt busy studying as even I knew the name of the General in Afghanastan.  More "experience" in Washington D.C. is exactly what we DO NOT need.