Folksy sayings

To start with:

1.  I'm fixin' to carry (Ms. Smith) over yonder.

2.  The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's behind all the time.

Gotta get busy but I'm sure I can think of more later.

• Folksy sayings - gourdpainter
  • My gramma used to say....sm - ms
    • Darn tootin' - gourdpainter
  • Try these...........hilarious! - from a folksy southerner......sm
    • Well sh1t fire...ain't that the truth! - Chele
    • Love government/politics.......... - soooo true!!!
  • Are you ridiculing folks who... - sam
    • Oh for crying out loud on a crutch!!!! - gourdpainter
      • Ummm...guess you didn't see the apology below.... - sam
        • Sorry, I didn't see - gourdpainter
          • lol nm - sam
      • Oh for the love of Pete...LOL nm - Chele
    • Not ridiculing.... - Chele
      • Okie dokie. Then I apologize to gourdpainter. Was... - sam
        • Apology accepted s/m - gourdpainter
        • ACK! HEART ATTACK! - sbMT
          • Hang on to yer hat.... - sam
          • LOL...Dang...sounds like - Chele
          • Here's another. I ain't et my vittles yet. - pc
            • You know your folksy when - sbMT
              • Don't ferget to put on your "bloomers". - pc
                • or your Sunday go to meetin' clothes...nm - dnh

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1.  Promises were made to be broken...

and my father's favorite:

2. Don't do as I do, do as I say.