by the way, SNL last Saturday was a RERUN.

• Report on SNL Weekend Update - bewildered
  • SNL gets their info for Weekend update from - public newspapers and public websites..n/m
    • by the way, SNL last Saturday was a RERUN. - public newspapers and public websites..n/m
  • I'm having a hard time understanding why you - think they would think the story came from you
  • IMO, you violated a patient's confidentiality by even posting about this - that you transcribed t - Cali girl
    • I was thinking the same thing. - nm
  • You must be in the Albany area.. - mtor
  • This was all over the news weeks before it - see message
  • hmmmm - Anon2
    • But - Straight Dope story
      • But - Anon2
  • Not sure of accuracy, but here's the - Straight Dope story
    • I heard it wasn't a reporter's job to be accurate; - Thanks
  • Your response to the boss was goofy - Kim
    • SNL weekend update - bewildered
      • We live in Virginia sm - trose
      • A big fat baloney! - Kim
  • I wouldn't worry. - WA MT
  • I saw that story too, but not on SNL - TweedleDee
    • Talk about gross (sm) - Bugs
      • Morgellons isn't new - SCMT
      • Ah that must be the disease people have when the MDs can't - sm
        • Good luck with your search - bewildered
        • Bugs, exactly what kind of bugs - Hallie
          • Previously unknown worm-like creatures made of - Bugs
            • Get another physician - Hallie
              • Yeah, I'm considering it. Here is more info - Bugs
        • Yup. Thanks. Hope you get some - Bugs
    • Roaches - no web - bewildered
      • There is a certain kind of roach - Me
      • I don't know, I found quite a few of these stories on searching..... - sm

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Started first with diarrhea at 11:30, then nausea and by 5:30 couldn't take anything p.o.  By 9:30 there was no GU production anymore and by 11:30 I went to the hospital.  I got 500 of normal saline, 8 mg of Zofran and I asked the doc for a GI cocktail (he did a double take...apparently not eveyone knows about it).  Sent me home in 3 hours with Phenergan to take at home.  I just started feeling back to normal on Tuesday but was still about to work Mon and Tues.

I feel your pain.

d~

in Bethany Beach, DE.  My parents rent the house and my family of 5 and my sister's family of 4 plus Mom and Dad all go together.  The beach is almost in our back yard and there is outlet shopping paradise in Rehobeth, not to mention seafood, seafood, seafood!  Can't wait!

No class. 

It will be interesting to see if she gets any tips ... or will be allowed to. She's going to be starting at $1 over minimum wage but has to pay union dues. She just quit a restaurant job where the business received tips that were to be divied up between the staff. She got lots of tips at her tables that she had to put in the tip jar. She never saw a penny in her pocket from those tips.

Personally, I've never tipped the baggers, but they do work hard!

I always thought that was hilarious.  Some of these doctors are so transparent in the tone of voice and when you get their reports over and over, you can almost tell by their choice of words (and the background conversation when flirting with the nurses) that they're chauvinistics going through middle-age crisis.  Can you see it:

HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS:   The patient is an elderly 45-year-old female (I only go for young blondes) who is here complaining (I hate whiners) of a migraine headache that has waxed and waned over the past 2 days (must be that time of the month).

PAST MEDICAL HISTORY:  Hypertension, migraine headaches, fibromyalgia (did I say I hate whiners?).

MEDICATIONS:  None.

ALLERGIES: None.

SOCIAL HISTORY:  The patient is currently employed as a secretary,is married (how does her husband put up with it), and currently lives in ___. 

FAMILY HISTORY:  No history of CVA or TIA.  Positive history for coronary artery disease, migraine headaches, and anxiety (now I see where the whining comes from).

PHYSICAL EXAMINATION:  Vital signs:  Temperature 98.6 degrees, heart rate 72, blood pressure 110/65, respirations 20.  Weight is 140 lbs (whatta cow).  GENERAL APPEARANCE:  This is an obese female, well-nourished (obviously) who appears her stated age (not Jessica Simpson by a long shot). HEENT: Face is symmetric (including both of her chins).  PERLA, EOMI. No nystagmus. NECK: Supple (I hate having to say supple when it's as flabby as this one).  No tenderness.  LUNGS: Clear to auscultation.  BREASTS: Symmetrical.  No masses (Not bad for an old woman). ABDOMEN:  (Ughhhhhhhhhh) Obese, flabby, nontender.

Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.  When you hear these dictators over and over with such obvious distaste in their voices you wonder if the patients sense it or if they put on such a good act that the patients don't even realize.

I brought him home from the vet on Saturday.  He was still running a temperature, but it was much lower - 103.  It had been 106 when we took him to the vet.  He was still lethargic, but had started to groom himself.  I have antibiotics I have to give him twice a day, by Sunday afternoon he was becoming playful again and was drinking a lot more and started to eat more.  Today, he is back to his old self.  Attacking my PC wires and walking on my keyboard, trying to get my fingers when I type.

I am so relieved!