Yes, boob is bowel obstruction, and boo is bladder outlet obstruction.
Posted By: Misha on 2006-08-08
In Reply to: funny shortcuts - boob
... while fizzies changes to effervescent agent (just because one radiologist right out school used to call it that, LOL).
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BOOB TUBER
Love Boston Legal -- it reminds me of L.A. Law, which was on a long time ago. Love "Numbers" too.
I am indeed...an insensitive boob of a male. :) nm
And I agree that my post wasn't funny. There's nothing funny about MTs losing their jobs to offshore companies when I know by personal experience that those companies cannot and do not transcribe medical documents properly. This leaves only the 3-cent-per-line leftovers for us to add quality back to rotten documents.
Quite right! I'm not laughing at all, although it's a pity that satire seems to be high on the list of the Forum Police.
s-wall of bladder
In a laser lithotripsy report I'm hearing, "gravel from prior S-wall in the bladder" and "pieces down there from prior S-wall". I know there is no S-wall, so what could it be? Thanks!
thats kinda hard on your bladder
you could eat something salty (? popcorn), try spring water, iced water, a squeeze of lemon or a bit of vinegar in it... its what your body NEEDS!! :)
Sickening color and style - boob tube.
Janet's boob was a better halftime show than these old bags! nm
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Yes, DSL needs electricitym Modem plugs into outlet.
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When my doctor told me I had bladder cancer
he told me it was caused directly by smoking. He told me I would have to quit immediately. I continued to sneak and smoke for the next two weeks while undergoing an extensive workup including multiple office visits, x-rays, 3 cystoscopies (1 in the office, 2 in the hospital), blood work, MRIs, CTs, bone scan,.....
I had an in-patient cysto on a Monday, and my oncologic urologist told me I had 4 bladder tumors that needed to be removed, but he wanted me smoke free for two complete weeks due to the extensive nature of the surgery. I was discharged on a Tuesday morning and puffed my very last cig on the way home. The next two weeks were spent crying...out of fear of what was going to happen to me as well as desperately wanting a cigarette and knowing I couldn't have one. Following surgery (removal of entire bladder and lymph nodes, a complete hysterectomy, removal of most of my terminal ileum, and creation of a neobladder) I spent 1-1/2 weeks in the hospital and was too busy praying that I would die (morphine barely touched the excruciating, never-ending pain...) to even think about wanting a cigarette. Today (18 months later) I am smoke free. Every once in a while I'll think I'd like to have a cigarette, but then I remember all the terrible pain I had; I remember hearing my husband and daughter crying as they stood at my bedside; I remember the fear that gripped me; I remember hearing my doctor say if I smoke again I have a 70% chance of developing mets to liver, lung, or bone over the next five years. By not smoking, I've given myself a $120 a month raise ($4 a pack x 30 days).
Microsoft Outlet will send encrypted email...sm...
Click tools, options, security, encrypt outgoing messages.
it is SPARC sling bladder suspension procedure. nm
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On my Dell, it's a green outlet 2/3 down the back side of the case. sm
I have that problem when I go from the computer to the phone and have to switch my headphones from stereo to mono (there's a switch and a volume dial on the cord of my headphones). When I'm connected to the computer I can use the stereo with no problems. It is possible that your headphones are only mono. I got my headphones at Radio Shack, nice long cord and volume in the cord. Hope you can figure this out. I'd rather transcribe from my computer than from the phone as the quality is MUCH better.
Foot pedal connects to the back of the computer, not outlet
needed.
Probably bowel habits :) (nm)
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small bowel pel cam evaluation?
Help please
Super Bowel Weekend? LOL
iliac = hip ("i" in both); ileac = bowel ("e" in both)
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lots of my docs say bowel habitus --
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You know how use old timers fixate on our bowel function. nt
Sounds like irritable bowel syndrome ...sm
if you go to webmd.com you can read up on it as well as some things to do to help alleviate symptoms.
I don't think I would like the 'small bowel of cereal' - thanks for the laugh.
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A possibility would be ischemic bowel disease.
It probably would stink, mixed in a bowel! Cute blooper, though. nm
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I had to have a bowel resection for a Meckels diverticulum and the surgeon charged 2500 and got 1500
and the hospital bill was 27,000. Until that surgeon gets done paying malpractice, his office costs, taxes, etc. I bet he doesnt get one third of that money plus all the visits I had while in the hospital for 9 days and fu visits. I did have insurance thank God.
You plug it into an outlet, plug in the phone cord, hook up the
footpedal and the headset and it works.
patient denies change in bowel habitus? shouldn't this be habit? MD says habitus. HELP!
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