ROFL! That's a good one! DH had the Snickers hidden
Posted By: chocoholic on 2005-12-06
In Reply to: Ooooh, lucky you! My kids would have sniffed them out long ago :) - omt
in the back of the freezer, but i think he forgot about them. I usually keep my goodies in the back of my file cabinet. Underwear drawer works, too!
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ROFL! good one. nm
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Snickers. nm.
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ROFL - do folks eat it vertically??? *ROFL..nm
  
Happiness is finding a small stash of frozen Snickers bars
left over from Halloween. Today is a really bad day for me. Can't I just go back to bed and start all over again tomorrow?
hidden costs by being an IC
The taxes are more as an independent contractor. period.
you pay the matching that the employer would pay.
Normally your benefits pkg from the hospital or employer of sick days, holidays, insurance, etc is worth about $10,000. Somehow you have to absorb that with what you charge. In addition to losing the matching the employer is paying. Otherwise the company you are contracting with is making out like a bandit -- and you truly are coming out on the short end of the stick -- they know this -- and they are laughing up their sleeve until we wake up out here and start charging so they won't be coming out the winner in this all the time. The very reason they OUTSOURCE is to get rid of those hidden costs and we now have taken on.
And then of course the hidden days down for work on computer, waiting for storms to pass, and the various and asundry responsibilities you take on and absorb that the company you are contracting with gets to turn loose of.
p.s. and oh please don't pop up with ITS WORTH A LOT TO TYPE IN MY JAMMIES. No, we are expected to be professional whether in Gucci or WalMart specials. And we should be paid accordingly. That argument doesn't fly. and being home with the kids doesn't either. Only one thing can be done at one time, and you can watch the kids or you can transcribe but you can't do both simultaneously. The guilt factor may be less when one needs to do errands in the day -- but guess what -- while people are sleeping guess who is up into the night beating the keys. No, this should not be a trade off. It's a business like any other business who does a contract with another company. 
Hidden business tax deductions?
Have any of you come up with some not well know deductions we can take on our taxes? As you all know, in transcription our overhead is very low and we get SOCKED on the self-employment tax.
I already do the percentage of house on taxes, utilities, phone, gabage, etc. Full on cell phone, meager supplies, meager mileage, internet. Might have gotten yard care deducted last year, I forget.
Let me know if any of you have other areas of deductions!!
There are a lot of things MTSO hidden costs..
MTSO bills for a lot of things to run the business that have nothing to do with line counts, but they may be billling them as line count as opposed to breaking them down individually.
It really wasn't hidden so much. Normal board.
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This could very well have been the hidden Scavenger Hunt post!
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ROFL!!
and if you toss them a beer every now and then, they'll fall asleep a whole lot faster!
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ROFL here, too. nm :)
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"I Shot The Seriffff"...went up in pitch on the end like someone was squeezing where he wished they wouldn't. HAHAHAHAHA Hadn't laughed like that in awhile.
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On the other hand, we all probably need a lot less penile bladder in our diets.
Thanks for making my morning!
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ROFL! I'm with ya there!
My sis is a flight attendant and loves to spontaneously fly into town for a day THEN call me to see if I can a)pick her up from the airport or b)hang out with her for the day.
And she always does this during the week.
My hubby always tells me, "treat it like a real job"...as if it was a FAKE job. LOL...
ROFL!
I forgot about that aspect of it! We were told in Cincinnati that we should wear anything we want as long as didn't offend the sensitivities of our coworkers. LOL!
Okay HIGH FIVE!! ROFL
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rofl. MD just came in and i asked, here's what he said
the pt has a "sort of meandering gait" LOL
ME TOO! ROFL That's why I suggested it!!
Mom's know best, huh?! :)
ROFL! I tried something similar.
I told my boys that they'd have to hug each other, apologize and tell each other three nice things if they were mean to each other. They're such twerps that it didn't work. They'd bearhug each other as hard as they could, sneer sorry, and say something like, "Your breath no longer smells like a camel's backside." I give up.
ROFL! Thanks for the memory.
It was horrible at my last job. The supervisor told us to never, ever touch the thermostat. She'd sit in her office with a heating vent and get too hot, so she'd turn the heat down. My cubicle was by the windows in the winter with subzero temperatures. I was so cold that I had on my winter coat, gloves and a blanket. Then in the summertime, it was too hot with the sun reflecting through the windows. I used to climb up on my desk and change the thermostat anyway. I loved ticking that woman off because she was such a shrew. She was firing any employee who had more than 10 years of service because they were making too much money. She could hire college grads with more technical skills at lower wages. So much for not discriminating against people for their age. The things she wrote them up for were asinine.
...and someone who does not use commas. ROFL! nm.
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ROFL at what this MD just dictated...sm
NEUROLOGIC: He does have diminished memory. I did start him on Aricept for this last year, but he has forgotten to take it.
NAILS??????? ROFL
ROFL! Thanks for the chuckle.
I needed it today.
naw...you must be joking *ROFL....SM
Of course more than just gay people have AIDS/HIV........sheesh -
I was specifically talking about the GAY community going to Mexico in the early 1980s.........nobody else.
This is Hilarious, ROFL. Sm.
This is rofl, for real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg%20
"neener"? *rofl*...............n/m
Thanks for making my day..ROFL! nm.
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ROFL!! Then he says "he's been set up!"
and if by chance there's any argument, of course it's my fault for not EXPLAINING these steps to him that of course, any normal person would know without even being told. I am saying this jokingly, but I swear, it's so true.
ROFL. Silly man.
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ROFL ASR keeps me laughing
I get lots of funnies too
should be laid-off (ROFL) ...sorry! (NM
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Call me confused!!! ROFL too
ROFL How funny...and probably true!
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ROFL Your post reminds me...SM
Not too long ago, I had my last nerve plucked out by my two boys, teenagers, when they were griping for me asking for a little bit of help around the house. Not much, mind you. Just a little. Their nastiness just got the best of me. Good thing too, though!
I turned off the AC vents in their rooms, made a list of 20 jobs around the house I wanted done, sent them to their rooms with the lists and started cooking...cooking their favorite dinner. I told them they had to stay in their rooms, doors shut, and would have no AC nor any food until they decided they could shut up and get those 20 jobs done. No food, no comforts of lying on the couch, watching TV, in cool air -- all of which I provide -- until they got the work done and without one nasty word about it.
Took about an hour and their warm bedrooms and stomachs growling at the smell of dinner had them out of their rooms and got it done!
Mine was for 2 cents!! ROFL
I am just dying laughing.
ROFL! Way too funny!! Maybe our jobs will be
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ROFL! I just told hubby I was going to do that.
He came home early from work today and wanted to know what was wrong with me. I burst into tears and told him about how lousy my job is, how little money I'm making and that I should just go work at Burger King or Shopko because I'd make more money. He tells me a job feels like that sometimes. It's not a feeling, though! It's reality!
I just re-read my post ROFL !
I am laughing so hard I'm crying. I'm a stickler for misspellings and I typed the word "tole" instead of "told"!!! Am I suthern or wut?? Egad!
and I dislike Dr. Phil...*ROFL*...sm
Highly educated here and with more street (common) sense than MOST people in the life and I don't like Phil....
ROFL that made me laugh!! nm
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ROFL!!! Sometimes the best thing you can do is laugh at these....
deal with some doozies too!!
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