Not the brighest crayon in the box.

• He is one fry short of a Happy Meal. - Just for fun... a new list... Add your own :)
  • If he had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it - smile
  • Operating with only one beater in the bowl. - teehee
  • Playing hockey with a warped puck. - RadGuy
  • Got cobwebs in the windmills of his mind. - RadGuy
  • The lights are on but there's nobody home - nm
  • He doesn't have both oars in the water. nm - W
  • No lights on in the attic. - NM
  • he's so dumb he got hit by a parked car - Snow Bunny
  • Not the brightest color in the box or on the palate NM - getting hungry
  • He's the kind that needs 2 hours to watch 60 - minutes. nm
  • Just S.O.S. (Stuck on Stupid!) - k8
  • dumb as a bag of hair (No, I don't get it either!) - MQMT in PA
  • she fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down - DH favorite
  • The cheese slid off his cracker. - hee hee
  • the lights are on, but nobody's home! nm - hum, sounds like a song (NM)
  • He's a damn fool. That's what I say. nm - Here's mine
    • stupid is as stupid does - Pearly
  • doesn't have both oars in the water - another
  • Not the crispiest chip in the bag. - Iowa MT
  • One brick shy of a load..... - CorT'r
  • The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. - Yikes
  • skating on the wrong side of the ice - hehe
  • Not the brighest crayon in the box. - happy MT
  • Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box - Another one
  • not the sharpest pencil in the box - JoH
  • A few cards short of a full deck nm - mlstoo
    • not the sharpest tool in the shed - rainy day blues break
  • dumb as a box of rocks (don't ask me!) - my DH's favorite nm
  • A few clowns short of a circus - Smiley face
  • Sharp as a marble. nm - IHMT
  • his/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top! - one more (nm)
  • one can short of a six pack! nm - woohoo, it's almost Friday!
  • One quarter short of a roll...nm - IHMT
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer - Sis
    • A couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - who me?
      • He is three blocks behind the parade - daa

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