It probably would stink, mixed in a bowel! Cute blooper, though. nm
Posted By: mlstoo on 2005-08-09
In Reply to: Don't it stink? LOL. MT blooper in there - the same one I make EVERY TIME. nm - Becky
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Don't it stink? LOL. MT blooper in there - the same one I make EVERY TIME. nm
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Yep and they stink. YOu should know!
I came on here for advice, not for people to be rude to me. I can get that elsewhere!! SO RUDE!!!
No way. No stink'ems in my house.
Even when I have smoked in the past, nobody was allowed to smoke inside my house or car.
Big Blooper
I have made many bloopers in my transcription history, as I am sure many have. However, I think this one tops the cake. I am a psych transcriptionist, and I transcribe forensic and legal psych reports. I had a client who was an exhibitionist to say the least. In the dictation, the therapist stated that the client was "sitting along the highway with his bare penis exposed, masturbating". I transcribed "bear penis" instead of "bare penis"! Oh my goodness did I get teased about that. When the report came back for correction, the therapist wrote in the margin, "Hey, how big is a bear penis anyway". I still work for the same therapist, and I do not think he will ever let me live it down.
ASR Blooper
Here is my favorite:
Patient is an 83 year-old female who fell when she stepped outside to pick up a male.
When I'm 83, I hope that I can just step outside and pick up a guy!
Humorous MD blooper
I have had awful dictation this afternoon - sheer torture, as most of us are familiar with.
Thought I would share this to lighten things up: "Discharge instructions were given in both verbal and oral format." He whipped through this report in about 45 seconds - they don't even listen to themselves.
My blooper typo-of-the-day! sm
Doctor dictates: "Extremities are warm and well perfused."
What I almost typed: "Extremities are warm and well PERFUMED."
 Time for a break
Monday blooper
It was dictated as Allergies: Sulfones.
I transcribed "Allergies: Cell phones" . . . . until I realized what I'd done.
Somebody beat me with a wet noodle!
Admin, can we get a blooper board?
I think everyone really could use a good laugh these days and now with ASR, MTs can contribute as well as QA. I get some really funny ones but forget to write them down so was thinking it would be neat to have an ongoing blooper board on this site. The comedy board is great; and being an MT site, I think a blooper board would be very appropriate and appreciated. Thanks for your consideration!
Tonight's stoopid blooper!
 ' A translator was used for today's visit because the patient speaks primarily Spinach.'
(Wonder if that translator's name was 'Popeye'????) 
Probably bowel habits :) (nm)
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Bowel or bladder Smith
small bowel pel cam evaluation?
Help please
Super Bowel Weekend? LOL
iliac = hip ("i" in both); ileac = bowel ("e" in both)
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sorry, right you are... got my acronyms mixed up
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Maybe I'm getting the posters mixed up here.
I was responding to the person who wrote *I just started with a company, and I honestly don't think I will EVER be able to make the line count .... 11,000.* That's what I meant by the line count being required.
As problematic as the company is, though, I don't think they offshore.
Mixed reviews
I can't speak for all of them, but my experience was that while they help in terms of lowering interest, you are still going to be stuck for years and years because that is the name of the game with credit card sharks...
The politicians have made it even easier for the cc companies to "enslave"
people by making is really really hard to declare bankruptcy - and there are many legitimate reasons for filing bankrupt. NOtice how minimum payments went up right after that law passed? It's no accident.
You can usually tell which companies are professional and which aren't... but pay close attention to the fees you are paying them to cut your interest... They get a kickback from the credit card companies on top of that fee - make sure it's not out of bounds. Good luck (free advise: cut up all cards except for one!).
I have mixed feelings.
My knee-jerk reaction is to boycott any company offshoring. It feels like a personal insult at times, toward American workers. This is a reaction, though.
My response (using the brain, not the heart) tells me that globalization of this and every other industry is here. It is not going away. I want the U.S. to be able to trade with other companies; I don't think it is in this country's best interest to be withdrawn from the world. While I would like to take it personally, from an intellectual perspective this was going to happen one way or another. The MT job as it is today would eventually be outdated by advancements in technology. So it is not like offshoring alone has caused these changes. All industries evolve. It is what allows us to have better products, cheaper prices, and more affordable living choices. This field is no different. This is a response.
I do not plan to martyr myself in vain for something that is following its natural path of progression. Taking such an obstinant position against change would be the greatest catalyst to my financial demise -- the world will go on changing, so I had better learn to change, adapt, and evolve with it!
Apologizing, got you mixed up with someone else.
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lots of my docs say bowel habitus --
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You know how use old timers fixate on our bowel function. nt
Sounds like irritable bowel syndrome ...sm
if you go to webmd.com you can read up on it as well as some things to do to help alleviate symptoms.
I don't think I would like the 'small bowel of cereal' - thanks for the laugh.
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A possibility would be ischemic bowel disease.
ROFLMBO..jsut saw my blooper..guess i shouldn't type late at night eh?
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Mixed on the female dictators
I have some I like and some I don't. I have noticed that I have trouble hearing certain female voice tones even if they are speaking relatively plainly.
I have one who will totally leave words out and replace them with a grunting noise or no word at all. She does this consistently, and I can't help wonder what she is thinking. It almost seems like a habit type of thing. I wonder if she does it during normal conversations. Lol :)
Any others out there?
You're right, I am getting my PETA fanatics mixed-up.
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My DD at 5 mixed an entire pitcher of Kool and accidentally
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You don't get bonuses for doing it. It's just mixed in with the regular stuff, sadly. nm
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I had to have a bowel resection for a Meckels diverticulum and the surgeon charged 2500 and got 1500
and the hospital bill was 27,000. Until that surgeon gets done paying malpractice, his office costs, taxes, etc. I bet he doesnt get one third of that money plus all the visits I had while in the hospital for 9 days and fu visits. I did have insurance thank God.
1 cocker, 1 mixed, & 1 cavilier king charles spaniel...nm
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I take 2 BC powders mixed with cola, LOL. but works for all but menstrual migraines. nm
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I've never seen mixed acute care & clinic at the same time. That's a production killer for sur
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Not a word help question: Would menstrual blood mixed with urine cause increased microalbumin? (pl
My 21-YO daughter has type 2 DM, but it is very well controlled by diet alone. She just had some lab tests done (blood and urine), and they called to let us know her urine microalbumin was slightly elevated. However, she was on her period when they did the urine test, and she said there was definitely blood mixed in with her urine because of this. Does anyone know if this would affect the microalbumin result? They want her to start taking a small dose of lisinopril, but she doesn't want to and wants to wait 6 months for the next test. Her hemoglobin A1c and other values were "perfect" according to the nurse who called, but we are waiting for the actual results to come via mail.
Three dogs...Max our mixed, CoCo our chocolate cocker and Monroe our Cavilier King Charles spaniel,
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patient denies change in bowel habitus? shouldn't this be habit? MD says habitus. HELP!
Yes, boob is bowel obstruction, and boo is bladder outlet obstruction.
... while fizzies changes to effervescent agent (just because one radiologist right out school used to call it that, LOL).
I hear such mixed thoughts regarding getting accounts by going door-to-door soliciting yourself.
Is it worth it. Are there many people out there that have landed new accounts this way? Most MTSOs that have been in business for a long time say it is by word of mouth, but what about MTs like me who have been doing this five years. I feel I'm ready for my own accounts and am not sure if this is the best route.
Any opinions?
And you'll almost never get just Op notes. Probably get mixed acute care - op notes, discharge su
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well that's cute, how'd you do that?
Too cute
Giggle. Next you'll be telling us you're qualified as Chief of Staff at the hospital you nurse at and transcribe for. Chuckle. (Reminds me of the saying, Jack of all trades, master of none.) Chuckle.
Cute!
Good one!
That's cute. :) (NM)
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Cute....
....What do you feed her/him/it???
That was cute! Thanks!
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Cute!LOL!
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Cute, but THAT will be the day!
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too cute!
And I totally agree!
That's cute...
But outsourcing to India doesn't concern me on iota. Remember ..... they speak a different language than we do and when doctors here hire them, they get exactly what they pay for, which, when you add all things in, they charge for basically equal pay for a real sloppy job........
Never fear, my dear.....India's a joke......
That's why they'd much rather work call centers and do - more money for less work. Much easier to speak it - albiet half azz - than transcribe it.
LOL!! Cute.
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