total witch

• Is there a way to get smoker's smell out of a house? - Roommate
  • Since they offered, take them up on it -sm -
  • now i see where you witches are getting your ammo - Emily Ayn
    • Maybe stop calling us all 'witches' and you'll get nicer responses. - Takes one to know one
  • have you ever met someone - total witch
    • ???????????? - NM
  • Assume the smoking outside will not last. sm - Been There
    • I used to smoke and NEVER smoked inside the house. nm - Kendra
      • The difference is that you never did; these guys have already been doing it. nm - Been There
    • Two of them, one of her - majority rules
      • I think the same way - if the OP doesn't - straight typer
        • First, i didn't ask, they OFFERED - roommate
          • They are not being rude! - majority rules
          • find a place with no smokers - straight typer
  • You'll pretty much have to paint and steam clean - sbMT
    • thanks for being the only one to answer my question - roommate
      • why is it rude to state the truth? - majority rules
        • YOU are rude - Emily Ayn
      • who is rude - total witch
        • total witch - Emily AYn
          • stalker - total witch

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I am almost 54 years old and the permeating thought in my brain is that I am "a monstrosity," something my mother called my sister and I because we were tall.  My father is still alive at 86 and says about some "pretty little thing."  THAT drives me INSANE because I am not.  He asks when I am going to play piano for him, and I laugh, but I think, "Never, because you have always criticized me."  Still does.  God help us all.  That's the thing that has totally messed up my brain.  I am a "monstrosity" and will never be a "pretty little thing."  There.  Now I have said it on the internet. 

But, FYI, I am not a tall humongous woman, I am just tall and not a "pretty little thing."  There, I typed it and that's almost like saying it out loud. 

This thread ROX!

He thinks boxer shorts are shorts to wear at home when company comes over.

I bought him a nice denim lined shirt/jacket that he took to our seamstress and had 2" round buttons to replace the "normal" looking buttons. I swear, all he needs now is a Tonka Truck to complete the look of a properly dressed 2 year old.

HELP!!!! I think things need to start vanishing when I do laundry!

on an RSVP to let them know that they can count me in or out.  It just seems like one of those common courtesy things...at least call whoever to let them know you got the invite for sure and it wasn't lost in the mail.  

Always has been and I can relate to your distress!  I would use any conditioner but only lightly rinse it out after shampoo.  I also use a wet my hair with a spray bottle of water and use a little bit of conditioner straight on my hair before combing it out...and I always use a pick--just like you would if you got a perm or had an afro.  Seriously!  The bigger and wider the teeth, the easier it is.  Or, if you absolutely hate the idea of a pick, use a vent brush.  The trick is to not comb through or brush out dry curly hair because it will only frizz and boof, know what I'm sayin?  If a hairdryer is necessary, like for wintertime, get a diffuser so no direct blast of air hits the hair because it will frizz out.

During my school years, a braid or ponytail was my best friend.  I wish I could do it now but all I can manage are Pippi-Longstocking braids and they look kinda gay on a 35-year-old chick.