spidercide
Posted By: AnnieM!AnnieM! on 2007-07-11
In Reply to: Speaking of spiders sm - trose
What is it about spiders? Creepy beyond reality. Unless there is absolutely no other alternative, I run for the vacuum cleaner to suck them up. I was in the bathroom about to take a shower and one of those big fat ones with the short legs was on the edge of the trim right above the door. I did the Spider Freak Out Dance where you kind of hunch over and run in place with hands on head while screaming "EWWWWWW". When I was done, I had to open the door, with the evil thing looming over me and you KNOW he's going to drop in my hair as I pass under him. I ran SO fast down the stairs, got the vacuum cleaner, lugged the damned 100-lb thing up the stairs, plugged it in, put the extension attachment on, and of course, he's no where to be found. Spider Freak Out Dance #2. I did find him coming down the side of the door trim and I sucked his big fat self up. I was then sure to vacuum the rest of the house to make he was truly dead, vacuuming up large objects like half a bowl of dog kibbles since they must be like shrapnel inside a vacuum cleaner canister...right?
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