oh that's hilarious!!

• Any ideas on potty training a 2-year-old boy? sm - Question
  • In my opinion, it all depends on maturity. (sm) - No Name
  • cheerios. taget practice might sound gross but it has always worked for me. - memt
  • My son was 3 - he still argued with me that he wanted diapers! (sm) - Lisa
    • Oh - but still wore pull-ups at night - until 5!! (nm) - Lisa
  • I think it depends on the kid...sm - PAMT~MDM
  • I agree, 2 is too young for boys. - CAMT
  • potty training - trose
  • My son was not trained until he was 3 - sm
  • potty train - mt
  • Advice - Lillybelle
  • I'm going through the same thing with - sm
  • 2 is too young. - MslaMT
    • My 2-year-old twins are potty trained. (1 wears pull-ups at night). - twinmom
    • 2 is not too young. - sm
      • Still think it is too young. - Msla MT
        • Well, maybe they are terrified of the potty chair because we - sm
    • I agree. When he's ready, he'll want to do it. - Do you have to rush??? NM NYmt
    • what my daughter does - sm
      • no britches and boots - cat
        • LMAO!!!! (nm) - Apple Scruff
        • oh that's hilarious!! - nm

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That would make one heck of a driver's license picture!

and this doc will stop and watch a football game, or some kind of game, on t.v. and make little comments like, "man!." He was really into the game. For some reason today I just didn't mind the interruptions from him. It was a pretty long report (partly because of his distraction).

But what I think made it so funny was that this guy is Chinese. I didn't think they liked sports! haha

"The Obedient Wife"

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he ! said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when
he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put
it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they
rolled it away. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there
with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket
with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend
it."

Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks
they are smarter than women!!!

Since language is "our thing" - and particularly ESL - I thought you'd like to get a head start on what to expect from future Chinese dictators.  Get a load of these Chinese-to-English learning blocks (I'll post this as an URL you can paste into your browser since some are reluctant to click on links):

http://peer-see.com/blog/chumble-spuzz/2006/07/09/

I suggest we practice by forming sentences, such as:  "The patient is a construction worker who was operating a navvy when a crustacea flew into the cab.  Mistaking it for a darning needle, he swatted at the crustacea and lost control of the navvy, which crashed.  Unfortunately, he was not wearing a safety armet at the time and was knocked unconscious..."