me oh my

Posted By: 40+ on 2009-01-28
In Reply to: Dear 40+ women... - ohmy

Dear under 40 crowd,
quit tattooing yourself, you will soon have muffin tops! And I really don't want to see that bikini tattoo flop out!

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- Dear Dad...sm - curious girl
- Dear GabbyChick: This has been one of the - funnest threads, ever!
  - Thanks a lot !! - Gabbychick
- DEAR DOCTORS - sbMT
- Dear DH... - gratefulme
- Dear Mom - daiseymae
- Dear Starbucks... - sm
  - hoo-wah!......................nm - peetnik
- Dear Dictator... - MT
- Dear fat cells...sm - Lolabug
- Dear Charlie - Surrogate Sister
- Dear Scrub Tech - Running on MT
  - Aw, c'mon! We're all having fun bashing rug-rats! - Well, save for Kendra, anyway.
    - Sorry! Wrong line! This belongs under "Jeez's" - post a couple lines below this.
- Dear Doctor - Mimi
- my dear grown up former - toddler
- Dear Columbia DVD Club - justplainnosey
  - how are they still in business? - n/m
- Dear whoever started the toddler argument below... - jeez
- dear sister-in-law - cesspoolmagic0_0
- Dear Sis: - shelly
  - I wouldn't let her back in my house, or - sm
  - next time you go to her house, steal your stuff back!! - cesspoolmagic0_0
    - Actually - shelly
- Dear Collections Agency: - Broke MT
  - Dear Collections Agency: - They said what
    - Dear Collections Agency, - different girl
      - Just say "Dave ain't here, man" in your best stoner voice... nm - Cheech & Chong
        LOL, that's one approach I haven't tried yet, but I like it.nm - different girl
      - They have been looking for Linda at my - sm
      - ROFLMAO!!!! I get this one all the time... - They said what
      - LOL, they have been looking for Dave at my house, too, he must move a lot! :-) nm - Cyndiee
        Dave is my Baby Daddy who owes $27K, - XanaX
        Hey, X, no wonder he is moving around alot!!.....nm - Cyndiee
- Dear Irritating People I Have Been Forced to Deal With: - They said what
- Dear Owners of Aggressive Pit Bull: - you'e asking for it - sm
  - You need to find out from your local - K9 officer
  - Honestly I don't blame you for macing - Forever Pitbull Owner
  - These people just let the pit run around ...sm - Responsible pit bull owner
    - Dear Responsible - Jan
      - That is not a fair resonse. I do all the ....sm - Responsible pit bull owner
      - Oh, I think the two can go together, it just - sm
        The owners who are not responsible are ...sm - Responsible pit bull owner
        Dear Ms Thinks she is responsible - Jan
        I go on the defensive because I don't like ...sm - Responsible pit bull owner
        Ms Thinking you can keep your pits - Jan
        It's all in knowing dogs and knowing - Forever Pitbull Owner
        Dear Ms K9's wife - Jan
        Now he may have to muzzle them or - Forever Pitbull Owner
        My friends who rescued the pit on the side...sm - Responsible pit bull owner
    - Yours may be nice, but this one was a menace. - s/m
      - Yea I will say it is very sad how alot - Forever Pitbull Owner
- Dear God, ,,,,,sm - Cyndiee
- Dear Clampett Family - across the street
- Dear Mom - your 34-year-old daughter
  - Dear Mom... - A 39-year-old daughter
  - Dear Mom: Why do you only call with bad news? - and never just to say hi?
  - Dear 34-year-old daughter - Mom
    - Dear Mom: - A 43-year-old daughter
    - Dear Mom - your 34-year-old daughter
  - Would you mind cc'ing my mother? - Lllls
- Dear Baby Daddy: - XanaX
- Dear Neighbor: - Nasty
- Dear Annoying Neighbor - Curmudgeon
- Dear brother: - Confetti
- Dear Everyone - - Hot & Bothered
- Dear Government - sm
  - Amen - MT2
    - I'll second that Amen! - sm - SickofItAll
- Dear Stepdaughters.. - justme
  - Dear Stepdaughter...Part 2 - justme
    - Dear stepmom - Long-Time MT-NY
      - Dear Poster Above Me, forgot to add.. - justme
      - Dear Poster Above Me... - justme
- Dear Customer, - a retail worker
  - Dear retail worker--Thank you for checking... - Kendra
  - Dear Retail Worker - Sue
    - Well now...that depends - on what you present
    - Dear Sue - Customer #2
      - Well if you don�t care if illegal or not - Sue
      - Dear Retail Worker: - Customer #3
        It's not the worker's fault. She has to follow the rules or be fired. sm - clerk
- Dear Cashier: If I'm smiling and trying to chat you up.... - Yeah, uh....
  - Customer: As long as you are NOT - ...a cashier
- Dear IRS: - Sandy
- Dear All You Male People - Who Live in My House
  - Dear all the males who live in my house - Long-Time MT-NY
    - Dear males who live in my house: - They said what
- Dear Sister and The Village Idiiot - sm
- Dear Co-worker of DH - Sleepless
  - Dear Son - laundress
- Dear Spouse: - JMHO
- Dear parents of toddlers - Concerned
  - Dear parents of toddlers - 2: - Not everyone thinks they're cute. (msg)
    - Dear people who are not parents of toddlers... - Kendra
      - Excuses, EXCUSES. - Believe me, I've heard 'em all.
        Too bad your parents didn't find an excuse - not to have you!!! you musta been an angel
        I offered up no excuses, simply said that ALL toddlers.. - Kendra
        See what I mean? Some parents have no - (Excuses, excuses)
        senior citizens babysity toddlers - the experiment
        Old folks hating toddlers? - Mine all grown
        I detested toddlers even when I WAS a toddler! - Annoying little buggers - - - - - !
        I think that is just fine. Plus, I have found... - Kendra
        Pretty clueless response. You obviously - didn't read the whole post.
        I stand humbly corrected - the experiment
        You ALMOST nailed it. Add the words "selfish - rude and lazy" to it and then youre right.
        Wait a sec - No she's not! She's a HATER of INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE. Like you? nm - CDW
        mensa lament - the experiment
        But having your child occasionally cry in public is... - Kendra
        I didn't say 'cry in public occasionally' - I said - 'screaming thru 3/4 of a movie'.
        Originally, you said that if your child... - Kendra
        If you can't control 'em at home, no way will it be - possible anywhere else. Keep 'em home, then.
        My mom had 6 of us. Yes, we misbehaved in restaurants. - And when we did ---
        My son behaves most of the time and, yes, - Kendra
        Kendra! READ the post! Nothing was mentioned - about shopping! Relax! Chill out!
        Boy, you are pleasant, aren't you? - Kendra
        Sounds like you ALREADY take your screaming - toddler.... everywhere it's unwelcome.
        My 2-year-old says "please" and "thank you"... - Kendra
        I'm sure he says those things while you're letting - him kick the seat ahead of him @ the movies all ni
        Dear mother of toddlers who think we all love - Lynn
        Dear people who are misconstruing what I said, - Kendra
        I feel your pain - Dear Kendra
        Like I said before, Kendra, READ THE ORIGINAL POST. - You're taking this all way too seriously.
- Dear co-worker - This is true not made up
- Dear teenage girl on the cell phone... - shutupalready
- Dear Mother of an Adult Patient - sm
- Dear idioot on the other end of the phone - GAMT
- Dear 40+ women... - ohmy
  - me oh my - 40+
    - Dear Menopause... - Happy Birthday to me
    - LOL!!! And other parts of their - anatomy.
    - ROFL!!!! Gonna be some funny looking old ladies in about 40 years...lol nm - 40+ too
- Dear Girl Taking Orders at - Sam's Club Concession Stand.
- Dear DH - AnnieD
- Dear Dog - Sara
  - Dear Cats: - s/m
    - What awful things to say - LinK
      - It's not really that horrible! - Happy MT Robin
        Oh that's disgusting... - sm
        Probably a god thing I'll never have you over for dinner then, huh? nm - Happy MT Robin
  - dog - Claudia
    - Lighten up people! - larry
  - Dear Next Door Neighbor - Lynn
    - Dear Freak & Family: - sm
      - Dear Next Door Burn other neighbors down also - Lynn
        For us who spend our lives listening - skunko

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