You are hysterical! nm
Posted By: trose on 2007-07-13
In Reply to: Right?! I once caught a fish so big...(sm) - Hayseed
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that is hysterical ! nm
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Hysterical
Have 2 lab pups. This is so true!
That is hysterical mine is exactly the same, - sm
I just commented above that I lie to keep the peace. I too have been thinking about recording him and have even told him that. I mean if one of the kids gets a scratch on their knee he goes nuts, but if one kid puts soap in the others drink because she is upset with her sister, he thinks it is no big deal (what if it had been bleach is what I pointed out to him). He is getting better on the injury thing but if they get the tinest bit hurt from doing anything he usually has a fit; outing are total h-e-l-l lately as his patience is nil these days. Kids are getting to the point of not telling him anything because they don't know what will set him off. I don't disclose much either and work most of the time so I don't have to deal with "issues". A friend of mine called the other night and he hovered the whole time listening; got totally angry because my friend drove by our old house, angry at himself for selling it and moving though we are in such a better and nicer place now. (property values jumped after we sold), so he ranted about that for a couple hours. I just pop on the headphones and work or pretend to work. Pretty sad.
For you younger gals out there. That K-Fed is hysterical! sm
I just read about his party in Chicago (I ran out of work!) and they were GIVING AWAY tickets to his concert last night! He got on stage and with his pants almost to his knees started rapping that he was "single" and if any ladies wanted to be with a pimp! haha! Yeah, what -idiot- would want to be with a guy who has a 2 year old with one woman, and 2 other kids under 2 with another woman (Brittney Spearks) PLUS has another 4 or 5 year old too! What is that - 5 kids?! Hilarious.
And, to boot, he's not making any money with this rap debut and Brittney will pay him 180,000 total in spousal support. Poor guy..
I've just never in my life been embarrassed for someone after reading a story about them! Good night. He was in a VIP room in Chicago letting his "entourage" try on his many gold chains. Isn't that the funniest fricken thing you've ever heard?! Well, he was probably trying to sell them to people so he could pay his child support. Which will be plenty when he's through divorcing.
Yeah, I want to be with a pimp like that. NOT!
You hit a nerve?...that's hysterical! Surely I did!
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Oh my gosh, Sandi. You are hysterical! nm
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Mu hubby and children think it is hysterical when they do it to me
I don't even get an apology.
My SIL thinks it is hysterical when her children
make really loud remarks and start coughing aroung smokers. I think it is totally rude. I don't allow my children to do it cause I personally would never do it. You are so right about the fact that we don't openly criticize others for what we think are bad habits. It is your life, do what you want. Just wanted to share something that was funny, we went to a benefit dance last week for the American Cancer Society and I went outside to use my cell phone. I had to walk through all the smokers, and I laughingly said "Dear God, this is a cancer dance." Everyone laughed so I don't think anyone was offended and it truely was a joke. I don't like to be around cigarette smoke, but I also don't drink in front of certain people, so who am I to say anything?
thank you, I still remember her hysterical post
about her UTI which freaked a lot of MTs out, telling us that she lost gallons of blood into the toilet bowl, causing a lot of compassionate advice from worried MTs. Then she just vanished, telling us a week later that everything was just o.k.'
Now she comes with her 'gas story.'
Crying wolf again?
In the future I will spare my compassion on this forum.
HAHA! LOL! OMG! This is hysterical. I laughed at both, but yours made me cry. nm
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That is hysterical. Do the guys who work with your hubby
This is hysterical. Please read these Christmas cards. sm
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe
I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, H oly oooh look at the Froggy - can I have
a chocolate? Why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
"The Party" with Peter Sellers. None funnier. Not a well known movie, but hysterical. nm
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