Wives.
Posted By: sm on 2008-02-15
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (DavidBissonette)
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Sacha Guitry)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (Anonymous)
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? (Dumas)
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. (Sigmund Freud)
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' (Anonymous)
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' (Sam Kinison)
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' (James Holt McGavran)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
(Patrick Murray)
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... (Nash)
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. (Anonymous)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Henny Youngman)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' (Anonymous)
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' (Anonymous)
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mammas and wives
Hopefully he is not married to his mamma and needs no nipping.
Because men blames their wives, that's why. sm
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, many decades ago. I was always told by him that I was not pretty enough, not sophisticated enough, not "with-it" enough, just not good enough in any way. I bought into that for years until I could no longer stand it and left. The little sucker was actually a compulsive adulterer and cheated on his next wife too, a beautiful, much younger woman. So I know what I'm saying. Once a cheat, always a cheat.
My mom believes that old wives' tale, too! - nm
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I'm paying for all those wives and kids...
They only claim one wife as a legal wife, so the others they marry are married in the church but not on paper, so they think they are getting by with polygamy. So what happens to all those wives with children? They go to the welfare office, since they are single moms ( no marriage certificate), they are eligible for Medicaid, my taxes to pay for their children, food stamps, on and on. That is fraud and they should be ashamed of themselves, since they know exactly what they are doing... where is their religion in all this? This is scheming.....they call it "bleeding the beast", meaning the government. Of course, they do not care that it is the taxpayer's dollar, because they consider themselves better than the "outside world", since they believe they are the chosen people anyway.
It is as if some men get angry if their wives are sick or hurt (sm)
He does it every time too :(
If I knew there was a history of cheating on former wives,
then my opinion would be different. I think that once cheating occurs, it is more likely to be repeated in future relationships. Not saying that this is your case, but it would worry me.
I am watching "My Husband's Three Wives"
I'm watching TLC's "My Husband's Three Wives". I'm also steaming. The jerk (nice name for him) doesn't believe in monogamy, at least where it concerns him. I wonder if he would agree to another husband?
I didn't know you compound wives knew how to use computers!!!
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That explains better why you would post here. Pastor's wives are often isolated from friends. W
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