This one made me laugh because bear was one of the best
Posted By: yum on 2007-11-01
In Reply to: Cooking - Sunshine
meals that I've ever had. One of our scout leaders is a hunter, and brought a bear tenderloin on one of our camping trips. He marinated it in Italian dressing and then cooked it over an open flame on a grate. It tasted very much like beef filet. He had enough for every boy in the troop to try a slice or two, and they all wanted more, including our VEGETARIAN scout! Our vegetarian actually hates veggies, so his diet is mostly bread and cheese. When we got back from the trip we told his mom, "Good news! Your son has decided that he likes meat. Bad news is, you're going to have start bear hunting!"
So, this is the only time I've had bear, and I'm sure the tenderloin is the mildest cut. But it was dee-lish quickly grilled with a simple marinade.
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I cant even bear to read the article
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Interspecies play. Click link below.
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Bear ate Santa off the tree...now he's...sm
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Clan of the Cave Bear / Earths Children series
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Laugh if you want to,
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