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ROFL Hayseed you are something else!

Posted By: Rad MT on 2007-06-18
In Reply to: I confess - Hayseed

You always make me laugh. Thank you!


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Hayseed, I think you should write your own advice column, kinda like "Dear Hayseed"....you cra
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You wish,,,, ROFL. You can say anything
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ROFL!
I'm sorry but that was just too funny.  I'm not buying into this whole Michael faked his death BS.  Come on.  Elvis died and now Mike is gone....get over it.
yep - a Goddess *ROFL*.....sm

but seriously, I always think our consciences are our G_D!!  That conscience that tells us right from wrong, that conscience that makes us make a correct decision...........that G_D is within each and every one of us.............


Not from a bunch of men (women had no real say back then) who interpreted what G_D might have been trying to say and then put their own *slant* on things........


who knows?  nobody!  We can only surmise and ponder and become philosophical about it all....


well, except for those darn fanatics.........*LOL*


 



probably!!! *rofl* - too funny
      
ROFL! Good one! nm
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ROFL! I confess, its still me too...
I can't help it. I hate when I am just about to do it and then who ever is nagging me mentions it again. NOW I have to wait a respectable period of time until it becomes MY idea once more, and if the nagger keeps nagging this can go on for quite some time, heh
getting older? *ROFL*

I'm well above average then!! ROFL!!
NM
No...but just can't get past this one - still ROFL!
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so is rush limbaugh...*rofl*

ROFL- cute poem!!
How about "I would not like thee with a pill, I would not like thee on a hill, I do not like the clothes you wear, I would not like you anywhere!"

And what is up with him writing a book on weight loss??!? I mean, seriously.
Ooohhhh---send some to me so you won't pop! ROFL
I love fresh tomatoes from the garden. Slice 'em up, a little salt - that's a meal!
Try both *ROFL* - drink away *chuckles*...
today is my day off, think I'll join ya.......*lol* 
ROFL - That is funny. People sure are different
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great picture and you weigh ??? *ROFL

imagine that description on a 400 lb person.....


no offense - just struck me so funny *LOL*


let's raise the flag *ROFL*.....lucky you....

Marie - I was ROFL reading your post
Sorry I know its not funny especially for you. That is totally disgusting. They sound like the nieghbors we had in Reno, but they didn't have pets - it was their stinking food and stuff they left all over. Why do people live like such nasty ho's. Well we may not have the dog poo but they did do something with their back yard and fertilizer and it really stinks and now we are infested with flies here. I won't call Animal control because they really are not cruel to their dog, they just let it bark all the time then it goes inside once it gets dark out. They do play with their dog too (its constantly getting loose and they are running up and down the street yelling for it - dog comes back). None of our neighbors have their dogs tied up, they just let them roam free. I like the solution that Jim Carey did in a movie called Me, Myself and Irene when he kept telling his neighbor to stop letting the dog poo on his lawn. He went over to his neighbors lawn and took a dump on it in broad daylight while the neighbor watched. I thought that was hysterical. Well sounds like you needed to vent more than I did. I'll count myself lucky reading about you. Four years probably seems like forever to you too. Wish you best.
ROFL!!!! Gonna be some funny looking old ladies in about 40 years...lol nm
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ROFL, that was good, Robin, I was thinking the same thing but.....sm
you have articulated it so much more colorfully than I ever could,what a hoot, even though it is such a sickening story. Man, did this woman EVER have any self-respect, self-esteem, to say nothing of self-discipline and brains? Total sociopath, puts the "ICK!" in SICK!!
ROFL, hey Tech, still got knots on your head, bet she did scream at you...sm

but not in a good way.  Your humor makes me laugh!  Hope your wife didn't stay mad long.  Another good mark for you, at least you didn't lie or omit that you're married.  Hey use some of that money you saved from the butler and buy your wife some flowers to replace that frying pan she's chasing you around with  


Keep up the great jokes though, you make this board what it's supposed to be, fun! 


Thanks Hayseed
Nick Nolte was having a bad hair day . . .   
ER MT or Hayseed....
How did you guys get your avatar pic on this profile here on MT stars?  I cannot seem to locate a way to "edit my profile" so to speak.  Hubby says I can get those from yahoo, but I do not know where to go here on this site (MTstars) to add it.  Any help would be great! 
Hayseed
how would you know what an IUD from 30 years ago looked like?  But I am with you.  They offered me an IUD after I had my second child and I declined.  I thought I had enough put up there LOL. 
WELL SAID, Hayseed! (sm)
The people behind this whole right-to-life movement are quite deft at camouflaging their more sinister long-term ulterior motives under the guise of morality, religion, human life, and yada yada yada. It's an ingeniously orchestrated plot to gain control of this country, and the best way to do that is to find a highly emotional, hot-button issue that will DIVIDE them. It's truly appalling that some women seem to actually WANT their personal healthcare and body choices to be dictated to them by a bunch of ancient, narrow-minded old MEN.
Hayseed, thank you so much for sm
posting those links to  pix of your family.  Kathie and Ellie, sittin' in a tree.  LOL.  What great pix.  I love them all.  Your animals, and you, are gorgeous.
Thanks, Hayseed
Love your posts too!! You really have a great sense of humor!
Yay! Hayseed, you did it!
And you are adorable!!
Thanks Hayseed!
I have the same problem as the OP and I'm going to try the Pine Sol! Then I'm going to start using Gain like the poster below suggested. Cool! :-)

I had to lol at your use of the word grody! As an 80s girl I absolutely LOVED it!!!!


Hayseed! (nm)
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Hayseed

Just looked at your web site (from under your MT Stars name).  What a dream your place is!  Congrats for making such a dream come true for you.  Thanks for sharing.


Thanks Hayseed!
I recently checked out your website -  how awesome!  Buck is a beauty!  Loved the pictures with the subtitles of all your animals.  Also, how cute were you as a little girl!  I think that pic should be your Avatar! 
Hayseed !!!
You were just too precious as a baby hayseed not to have that as an Avator!  You have just made my day/week/month!!  Too cute! 
Hayseed look!
Hi Everyone!

Just wanted you all to see the pic of my kitty that Hayseed helped me crop so I could put it on here! I'm gonna learn this, it was just easier this morning to send it to her !!!

Her name is Tigger and she THINKS she is the queen of my house....I've got news for her....hehe
Jan
Hayseed now I know

what you do in your spare time when you aren't MT'ing and tending to your farm . . .


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd_tSRsxzvI


Hayseed and ER MT
You guys are hilarious!!   You always make me smile, and let me tell you, I need it today!  I need to figure out this avatar thingy....
Many thanks, Hayseed!

I'm going to work on becoming a little more savvy with this stuff, really appreciate your time!  Most days, this board is my main source of entertainment (except for Jake now, of course) or consternation depending on the subject, and you are always a bright spot in the day...


For anyone interested in another puppy story, we adopted him from a shelter, had been put there by a family who decided they didn't want him, had a little kid, but I think the truth is, and the people at the shelter thought, that the family just didn't know what having a puppy was like, so their loss, our happiness!  He's a labradoodle and found him through an internet rescue site that came up when I was searching on it.  We had seen a tan one at a house for sale that we were looking at (I thought it was some kind of terrier or something), and my DH fell in love with that dog, so I did some searching...and there he was.  About dropped my teeth when I found on searching what breeders are getting for these dogs... as somebody pointed out to me, they are just mutts, after all...But I was happy to find him at the shelter, have always adopted dogs like that, am always amazed at the wonderful animals that get dropped off.  My wonderful Boxer had been rescued from a puppy mill situation and many moons ago I had a little German short-hair pointer/Brittany mix that was very ill at first, didn't think she was going to make it, but she lived to 17.  I don't usually do all the little doggie accoutrements, like scarves and such, but he was pretty matted and dirty so had to have a professional trim the first time (dang thing cost more than my haircuts!! so I guess the scarf was part of the doggie-do package.)  Wish I could find the pic that stole our hearts at the shelter, like Misha's pic of Cedric.  Anyway, thanks again Hayseed, you rock!


Hayseed
Are you a Steeler fan??????
Thanks, Hayseed. You are right. I don't think it is

fair either, to me or the dog. I appreciate just hearing your comments and understanding that I am in a bad situation. I certainly thank everyone who has commented. So many of us have a deep connection to God's magnificent creatures. There is nothing like it in the world.


Hey, Hayseed!

I just 4 Advil an hour or so ago, so it's not too bad.  The Anbesol works for about 15 minutes and then it's like I never used it.  Just hanging in there until I can call the dentist tomorrow first thing.  I think I'll live.


Thanks for asking! 


Where have you been, Hayseed? - nm

Hayseed...
Can someone email her just to ask how she is and to make sure she's ok?
Where is Hayseed? nm
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I'm so sorry Hayseed
I went through this in March of this year. My 16 year old cat died at home. I'm still not completely over it. I still think about her all the time. Just know that he led a wonderful life and that you took great care of him.
Where is Hayseed?...I
I miss her, and her posts!! Hope you are okay Hayseed. Please post. This board is not the same without you.
Hayseed - see msg

The snow finally stopped and now comes the rain.  This combination always make such a mess! 


I was watching the WSDOT cam yesterday and that road is a four lane road where the cam is set.   If you watched that particular camera you would notice that there were maybe 3 lanes of traffic and ALL of them were heading in one direction.  The folks going the opposite direction were getting the squeeze.  Of course, it was hard to tell where the lanes were because it was all compact snow and ice but dang!


The winner of the biggest snow driving dingbat (apparently MTStars says i*iot is a bad word) goes to the person who actually stopped and let the kids OUT of the car in the middle of the road to play in the snow while the adult cleaned off the windshield.   I am not kidding!   Lots of people were stopping in the middle of the road to clean off their windshields but this one let the kids out to play in the snow!    Geesh!


 


Here ya go Hayseed..sm

Just a clip to crack you up...They were a phenomenal team in that movie!~ I couldn't stop laughing either.  It really was hard to pick a couple favorites...I coulda gone all the way back to Duck Soup (Marx Brothers).  Cat  


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2x_sp3Ehvk


Thanks Hayseed! Let us know if you get one. nm
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Thanks, Hayseed!

For figuring out what they were called.  Melted Plastic Popcorn would have not been the first thing that came to mind, and I never knew there was anything other than the snowman, BUT!!!! Now that I know, I am determined to get the whole set!


Hayseed, how are you doing?
Did you post back about the results of your lupus tests?  Was just thinking about you and wondering how you are doing.  Hope things turned out okay and got some help for the pain...
Hey Hayseed
Aren't you about ready to get another cat. You could get an adult cat that you would meet at the shelter and know its personality and get a little cuddle bug this time around, can't beat a cuddle bug.