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Posted By: Mini Mimi on 2009-04-26
In Reply to: Even us guys have to laugh at this: - TechSupport
I did, in fact, hear him give a spiel on the attributes of a woman over 40 and much of this is what he said. I don't recall the part about the "little sausage" but the rest of it are things he did say.
I loved what he said. He really did make it sound like the truth: The older women in this country are an untapped resource in any and every way you can name.
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According to snopes.com, Andy did NOT write this.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp
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