Night at the Roxbury was hilarious! I laugh just thinking about it! nm
Posted By: MTmomof3 on 2007-12-07
In Reply to: By far it has to be - ginny
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How true. Last night I was thinking SM
Wouldn't it be something if the good Lord made it that these animals were the first ones the abusers see when they die, and if the abusers' fate was actually determined by the animals who suffered at their hand. I don't know what will happen, but I do believe they will have to answer for what they have done. There must be a special place for animals. I pray there is.
I was thinking just last night, makes no difference what you post
I thought these folks will fuss with a nun! I have never seen so much yada, yada, yada in my life.
And Thursday night is safer than Friday night - how?
We used to live in a town that was once in the Guiness Book of World Records for number of churches per capita (which by the way was the worst place I've ever lived - discourteous, Nazi schools, etc.), and they wouldn't let us trick or treat on Sundays. Ridiculous! People can say what they want but celebrating Halloween doesn't make you a devil worshiper! Just my 2 cents!
Hilarious!!! (nm)
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oh that's hilarious!!
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That is hilarious!
I also laughed out loud when I read your post. I also have a beagle but she doesn't tear anything up when I leave. Now you can't leave food where she can get to it because she would eat it. I used to have a chair close to my counter and my husband got up one morning and cooked a whole skillet full of sausage. Well he came in the bedroom to wake me up to eat and she got on the counter and ate the whole plate of sausage and was licking her lips when my husband went back in there. Oh was he mad! We no longer keep the chair close by the counter anymore so she can't get up there. Beagles have ravenous appetites. They will eat just about anything.
Hilarious!
That would make one heck of a driver's license picture!
It is hilarious but....(sm)
I wonder if it really would work your abs? Sitting all day has made me gain so much weight. I am thinking I could do this when I feel like I need a break. I don't know - might be perfect for our job!
THAT was hilarious. Thanks :-) nm
YEP HILARIOUS!!!
i was cracking up through those!! that is SOOOO My dogs! (Im missing them so much) stairs designed by NASCAR! OMG i was freaking laughing so much. The bathroom! they follow me everywhere! hahahahaha.
too great thank you im definitely sending that on!!! my mom will love it
Hilarious.
made my day!
hah! that is hilarious!!
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OMG! That's hilarious! Tell us: How old were your really? LOL !...nm
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LOL_That was hilarious!!! (nm)
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Hilarious! Thank you for sharing.
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This is hilarious and sweet !!!!!..
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzp8S_7yspM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgamernode%2Ecom%2FNews%2F4477%2DOld%2Dpeople%2DWii%2DBowling%2Dchampionship%2Dserious%2Dbusiness%2Findex%2Ehtml
I think you're hilarious, not
low class, Hayseed. I have a very cool cousin, gorgeous woman, a paralegal who married an orthopedic surgeon. I don't know her terribly well, yet I remember her confessing once that she has this same fascination, much to her husband's dismay. He runs when he sees her coming with that gleam, LOL.
That's hilarious! My neighbor said
her best babysitter was a collie. They lived on a busy highway 40 years ago with a chain link fence. Her male collie would let any kid in the yard, but he would never let them leave unless an adult was taking them out. He would grab them by the back of their pants or diaper and pull them away from the gate or fence.
hahahaha HILARIOUS
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remotes! that's hilarious
i had to say so cause i cracked up
OMG - that is hilarious - LMAO!
Thanks for sharing.
Replies to this are hilarious! Most of these people
Pinky and the Brain are hilarious!!! nm
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LOL! You are hilarious! So you get up, put your professional attire on sm
including your jacket and hose, probably heels too, and go to work? Wow! You are amazing! I bet you look spectacular in the morning! But not me. I'd rather spend that hour getting ready typing and making money. Besides, I'd feel kind of silly looking all gorgeous and "professional" hoping for a higher wage when the only person that gets to see me looking like this....MYSELF!!
I found it on line, and it was hilarious!
It's not like I made it up!
Hitch was hilarious, and Dodgeball (nm)
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That's a hilarious shot, showing
your dog's wrinkled forehead. I can tell it's part of his breed mix characteristic, but then again it kind of looks like he's worried that a rat is attacking his mama! HA!
Do you have to watch a domesticated rat all the time to make sure they don't chew your stuff? I've seen rabbits running around a store once, and they were chewing the walls up.
Okay, THAT book sounds hilarious!!!
Gotta get a copy of that! =)
midair bombs; hilarious!!
Thanks for the laugh. Maybe now I can see the humor in my kitty puking. Mine does it about once a week, too.
OMG! - she is hilarious. Let me know when she shows up - would love to visit with her also!!
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That is hilarious! Thank you for sharing such a sweet story. Speaking of
sweet, I have learned to always have a dog sitting beneath you when you eat a Moon Pie!
For some reason I thought this was hilarious. I'm doing a pelvic surgery sm
and this doc will stop and watch a football game, or some kind of game, on t.v. and make little comments like, "man!." He was really into the game. For some reason today I just didn't mind the interruptions from him. It was a pretty long report (partly because of his distraction).
But what I think made it so funny was that this guy is Chinese. I didn't think they liked sports! haha
Hilarious post inside. I needed it this morning! sm
"The Obedient Wife"
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he ! said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when
he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said,
"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put
it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they
rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there
with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket
with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend
it."
Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks
they are smarter than women!!!
Hilarious/scary Chinese-->English Learning Aid...sm
Since language is "our thing" - and particularly ESL - I thought you'd like to get a head start on what to expect from future Chinese dictators. Get a load of these Chinese-to-English learning blocks (I'll post this as an URL you can paste into your browser since some are reluctant to click on links):
http://peer-see.com/blog/chumble-spuzz/2006/07/09/
I suggest we practice by forming sentences, such as: "The patient is a construction worker who was operating a navvy when a crustacea flew into the cab. Mistaking it for a darning needle, he swatted at the crustacea and lost control of the navvy, which crashed. Unfortunately, he was not wearing a safety armet at the time and was knocked unconscious..."
I had the same thing the night before...last night though (sm)
made teriyaki chicken and macaroni and cheese from a box. Tonight is chicken and rice. Tomorrow night is leftover teriyaki chicken :-)
Thanks for the laugh.
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LOL, thanks for the laugh!
And yes, mine thinks his naked body is attractive too for some strange reason! Boy..if we only had half that ego..huh? lol
Thanks for the laugh!
By the way, I am currently taking a break to view these messages and not actively working.
This is your laugh for the day.....
Paris apparently is getting together a petition to send the governor for clemency so she does not have to spend the time in the slammer. Now get this, she says the reason behind this is she is a beauty for the world, role model and she otherwise brightens up lots of our mundane lives. Gosh, mine has brightened up already just by hearing that..........
Would never laugh at you. Everyone
has the right to feel nervous and worried about certain things and about being naked, well they cover you up and the doctors are professional so they should not be laughing at you.
Hope all goes well with your surgery and no cancer is found.
I have had my fair share of surgeries. I was always nervous about going under anesthesia. I had a hysterectomy 10 years ago because of early signs of cervical cancer. I am cancer free. Then had to have both ovaries out 3 years ago because of recurring cysts.
Again, good luck and try to relax. It will be over before you know it. Your health is your main concern.
Would never laugh at you!...
Just thought I'd share something to make the OP chuckle - it's really bad when you have to have surgery and the doctor is absolutely gorgeous - as happened when I had to have my gallbladder removed. You have to lay there before surgery with no makeup on knowing that he's going to see you naked!! Horribly embarrassing!
On a more serious note, I am 25 and may have to have a hysterectomy. I am absolutely terrified and was wondering if anyone could share their experience with how long it took to recover?
don't laugh!
 Probably one of the top is Urban Cowboy!!
That's okay - Don't laugh
I would never laugh at your choice. Mine is Saturday Night Fever. I've seen it over 50 times and can recite the movie word for word. Sad, huh? LOL. I'm a John Travolta fan.
I had to laugh at your ?
My daughter has never even had a boyfriend. This is not to say it will never happen, but my daughter is no where near ready to have sex. We keep track because she has problems with anemia and she also likes to be prepared when she knows it has been so many days. The first time I went to a gyno he gave me a set of cards to keep track so if there was every a problem we could track my periods. I was lucky, I was so regular I really didn't need the cards but at least I knew exactly when to expect it.
I had to laugh-
I live in NC. On the news the other night when talking about the drought gave some ways to save water. One was.........flush stool only when needed. Excuse me, why would we be flushing when we don't need too. Got a laugh out of that one. We are getting some much needed rain the last couple days. Probably had about 2 inches now. Not enough, but we will take what we get. Have had so many sunny days it is hard to deal with the clouds for more than a day at a time lately though:) Just gotta smile!
Thanks for the laugh...
LOL!
Thanks Luv to Laugh...sm
This has been real fun!....Now we're all gonna rummage through our old videos or hit the video store and have a blast.  Cat
Laugh if you want to,
but what does DH stand for? It seems as though you are speaking of your husbands when you use this, but what exactly does it stand for and why do you use it? 
The only I can think of that I always laugh at
is Warren Wallace of the Wallace racing family doing the Geico commericals. That little sneer on his face and the tooth pick hanging out of his mouth always cracks me up.
Thanks for the laugh.
I ought to print it out for my MIL to read so she can laugh too.
Okay, I did laugh, sorry...sm
but Moonies is a name I have not heard in a looong time and that name always made me giggle. Well, at least it sounds like you all are happy with your jewelry, so what the heck?
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