My weirdest ever
Posted By: Old part-timer on 2009-05-06
In Reply to: two here: saddest and wierdest - XanaX
I typed an ER report years ago about a man who was drinking heavily with his brothers, sitting on their porch. A mouse ran up the steps and this guy's brothers told him it ran up his butt. (Apparently he was deathly afraid of mice and very, very drunk.)
When the doc saw him in the ER, he was squatting on the gurney with a mirror, claiming he saw the mouse peeking out at him, but what it really was were hemorrhoids that he had pushed out in straining to expel the mouse!
Poor soul (But hilarious!)
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