Mommamia....fartknockers?! LMAO!

This board is killin' me today!  Good stuff!  I'm glad you were okay...that must've smarted a little bit...probably way more than a spider bite ever would.  I'm sorry, but I expect spiders this huge to live in, say, Tahiti...not Maine or Iowa! 

Unhappy camper, you know, this is the first year without chickens so maybe that's why I'm noticing these things!  I need to find me some more chickens and fast! 

• Hayseed - Jeeperbelle
  • I love it too! - Jo
  • Why thank you! What a nice thing to say! - Hayseed
    • Hayseed - I loved your CAM at the website!!! - Your website is fabulous!!!! NM
      • and those horses are out there now, 10:54 a.m. - Your website is fabulous!!!! SM
        • Now I see the pig and possibly you laying out there! - Your website is fabulous!!!! SM
          • Oh man, I missed it! Hayseed...requests? - clhmt
    • I have huge love/compassion for animals. - Your site gave me a happy cry just now; thanks. N
    • Think you had a large garden or orb-weaving spider there! Scary - and spectacular, but harmless! :) nm Nice pig!
    • ROFLHO!!! - Jeeperbelle
      • Here's the spider that almost made me crap myself! - Hayseed
        • HA! Same spider that made me fall down in public (sm) - Lisa
          • LOL! This post made me laugh SO much. - SM
        • Hey, Hayseed, here's somethin' for ya. - mommamia
          • Mommamia....fartknockers?! LMAO! - Hayseed
            • I hardly remember the machete wound (SM) - mammamia
        • I hate those things! - Unhappy Camper
        • We had a spider like that take up residence outside - our dining room window sm
        • spider - Jeeperbelle
          • But....these are good and harmless. Won't bother you a bit! Quite sm - I HATE SPIDERS
        • I don't blame you - PAMT~MDM

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So he's pi$$ed that she was working at the brothel......... but he VISITED THE BROTHEL!!!

LMAO.  This one is rich.   Thanks for posting.

As I said, she obviously always has to have the last word, even if it makes her look even more ignorant.  If you're truly happy, you don't need to belittle other people or brag about what you've got.