LMAO - Thanks for the chuckle this morning. NM
Posted By: jss on 2008-12-19
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I had to chuckle at this - not that your not serious
Raising 3 teenagers at the moment I NEVER assume anything when it comes to what they do or say. First I would have to ask if they even know what Marijuana is. So many things my children refer to I have to clear up what it really means or is. Before I jumped to conclusions I think I would ask questions.
Don't know, but you made me CHUCKle!
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I had to chuckle at an advertisement....
Sign that was posted around my town for a Psychic, part of the ad said "For Piece of Mind" 
I needed that adorable picture in my head and the chuckle, thanks so much for this!!!!! nm
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LOL . . . LOL . . . LMAO-OL
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LMAO!!!! (nm)
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LMAO!!!
I'm a mom to three girls and no boys, but I thought this was hilarious! I loved the picture in the sand.
LMAO ...exactly
you hit the nail on the head
LMAO!..................nm.
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LMAO!
So he's pi$$ed that she was working at the brothel......... but he VISITED THE BROTHEL!!!
LMAO. This one is rich. Thanks for posting.
RIGHT, LMAO...nm
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LMAO
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LMAO now, that was my thoughts exactly.
As I said, she obviously always has to have the last word, even if it makes her look even more ignorant. If you're truly happy, you don't need to belittle other people or brag about what you've got.
LMAO, hahahaha!
Do you mean that they got DISFIGURED by this and they got psychologically scarred and it changed their personality and the fact that they were circumcised put them into a 'different' class of human beings?
What is your HIDDEN AGENDA?
SAY IT ! Don't talk in puzzles!
LMAO! That might also be an explanation! ...nm
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LMAO! I love that--CAR! (nm)
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OMG - that is hilarious - LMAO!
Thanks for sharing.
LMAO!!!! oh, the thoughts I just had!!
Too funny!
Mommamia....fartknockers?! LMAO!
This board is killin' me today! Good stuff! I'm glad you were okay...that must've smarted a little bit...probably way more than a spider bite ever would. I'm sorry, but I expect spiders this huge to live in, say, Tahiti...not Maine or Iowa!
Unhappy camper, you know, this is the first year without chickens so maybe that's why I'm noticing these things! I need to find me some more chickens and fast!
LMAO--bipolar cat!! Aren't they all?!
 I swear, that's exactly what makes 'em so great though!
lmao my hubs is the opposite
He will bring home ANYTHING with Vin or Pierce Brosnan in it, knowing that I like them. lol I think he has actually bought every one of their movies since 2000.
Babylon AD...I'll have to ask hubs about it. lol
I will LMAO when you end up sad and alone--no sugar daddy. nm
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LMAO! Nicely handled.
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LMAO! Beaumont is not pronoinced
'Boomer!' It is French and is rather pronounced
'Bohmon.'
LMAO! I might vote for Hayseed over Barack after
LMAO! Barbie rides a bottle rocket!
THAT is something I would love to see!
LMAO! Yes, that's a lovely suggestion, as a matter of fact.
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My morning
My 9-year-old son was late for school and had to run upstairs and get his homework. He was running down the stairs, which he has been told a million times not to, when he slipped on the carpeted steps and proceeded to glide down about ten stairs. I heard the ruckus and went running towards the sound of disaster. There lay my son in a heap on the ground holding his side and moaning as loud as he possibly could. I kept asking what happened and my daughter was more than happy to give me the play by play (with every adjective possible), but her words were muffled under the sounds of his moans. I thought he must of hit the banister, as he was holding his side in the fetal position, but no one could actually hear my questions over my daughter’s story and his moans, so as loud as I could I bellowed, “What did you hit?” All of a sudden, my daughter’s rendition stopped, as well as my son’s loud moaning, and all got quiet. My son looked up at me and very seriously, with a look of utter disgust, said, “The ground!” In a little under 2 seconds I realized what a silly question that was, but what a great answer!!! I have just chuckled over this all morning and thought I would share it with all the mothers out there!
P.S. He is absolutely fine, thankfully, and I do believe making his mother feel like a dimwit was the cure-all!!!!
She ate a little this morning sm
I got her to eat this morning when I handfed her (which made me late to start working but I figured what the heck). Then I thought I would try the cream cheese trick and she took it in her mouth but dropped it and then got mad at me and ran away then tried to pee on the entertainment center. *smile* But no pee came out - so she was either just showing her displeasure or has no pee (which isn't good). Anyway, that is the update so far today. Thanks you all for your support.
Morning, oh most definitely morning!
I'm one of those tools that's always chipper in the morning doing the ol' "daylight's a' burnin" thing and annoying the heck out of the partying folk who don't get started until noontime.
Definitely morning...
I start at 5 a.m., take a break from 6:30-7:40 to get the kids up, ready and off to school, then work until I get finished for the day, usualy in time to watch GH before I have to go pick up the kids, but sometimes not!
It was on GMA this morning...
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How many of us are up this morning? (sm)
It's 4:45 am!
I know!! I saw that this morning!!!! Wow, how sad is that??? nm
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Thanks, this morning it was gone sm
didn't look like any disturbance in the area but I wish I could have known 100% for sure that the bunny is back home!! I think he or she is, but wish I knew for sure.
GMA this morning...sm
Did anyone catch Boyz II Men on GMA this morning? They were great! Did the oldie *I'll Be There*, sorry don't know who originally did it, but they did a great job, including all the moves...really good little concert!
They said to me this morning
"Well, why didn't you call us?". My response was, "With four of you in the room, NONE of you thought to say 'Hmmm..I wonder if she got the text'?"
Take it in the morning
I am currently pregnant. I took a test in the PM because I didn't want to wait either. I was certain I was pregnant as we had been trying. That test was neg. I waited 2 days and took another test in the AM and it was positive. If you really want to be sure you can call your doctor and see if you can come in for labs only and get the blood test. That will tell you for certain without any questions and most will do that without a problem and they can run it STAT if you request.
What a morning!
I have spent the last 5 minutes trying to get a "hair" off the side of my coffee mug. Turns out it is a crack. Then I tried to scratch my back with my pen and the pen fell into my shirt and I can't find it. It has to be in there somewhere, right?
Do I need new glasses? Is Alzheimer's setting in? Oh wait, it's Monday...never mind.
My morning's no better --
My husband took today and tomorrow off to get the trimwork painted for our new house. It needs to be done by this weekend -- about 10 bundles of 24 pieces each.
Anyway, we get up this morning and find out the kids don't have school today -- something mechanical at their school needs fixed. Then, we were expecting a delivery today for the new house from Lowe's around lunchtime. The guys called this morning at 8 o'clock and said they're at our new house waiting for our signature. 
Anything else? Oh yeah, I really don't feel motivated to get my lines in -- UGGGHHHH!
Morning Sickness
With my first daughter I didn't have any at all. I guess I was lucky. With my second daughter I had evening sickness. LOL. The only thing that would help with a cup of decaffeinated tea. It lasted I believe just a few weeks. Good luck with your pregnancy.
Third report of the morning...
Doctor starts to spell patient's name...D - i - g, as in Zebra. Yes, he's an ESL and it's too early in the morning for this!
I saw this earlier this morning, as well--sm
and on my start page, they actually showed a picture of the poor puppy! I was appalled at what I consider to be a lenient sentence for inflicting nothing but anger and hatred on a poor defensless animal. Unfortunately, treating these types of people the same way they treat other beings constitutes a crime and violates *their* rights, and would instill a punishment on us far worse than what he received. However, if it was possible to inflict on him the same as he inflicted, I would be the first in line to do so!!! I highly doubt one of his punishments of 48 hours of counseling is going to undo what is screwed up in his brain! But I would surely love to be his *counselor*.
Neither did DD who asked me this morning (sm)
Didn't even know what to tell her exactly. She's a rich brat who is going to beat the legal system, that's all I know.
This morning before my first cup of coffee
"the cat threw up in the kitchen" right behind my chair! I guess sleeping in on a Saturday doesn't pay off. The cat ate too fast. I guess she was famished. Well it could be worse right?
yes, she's still in jail this morning . . . nm
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Definitely morning, one of those people who can get
going even before the first cup of coffee is done brewing....unfortunately, circumstances dictate that I work an evening shift.... so I'm pretty much a zombie while I'm typing.
Morning person
This sounds exactly like me! My eyes pop open without an alarm clock at 4:30-5:00 a.m. in the morning. I have trouble keeping my eyes open past 9:00 p.m. It's nice to know I'm not the only one in the world. I get so many "that's weird you get up so early" statements, I was starting to believe them!
did someone pee in your wheaties this morning?
Yes, it was supposed to be funny, sorry you missed the humor.
We had a few flurries this morning
But as soon as it hit the ground it melted. I absolutely hate winter. I actually go into my form of hibernation. I don't leave the house (thank God for working from home) unless it's absolutely necessary. I hate snow and cold. I don't for the life of me know why I live in the snow capital of the Northeast.
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