LMAO! Barbie rides a bottle rocket!
Posted By: Hayseed on 2007-07-03
In Reply to: Fire pit, dogs, smores and fireworks here. Have Barbie - to sacrifice to the bottle rocket gods. nm
 THAT is something I would love to see!
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I posted this below. It is not envy, it is rocket science!
There is an algorithmic formula for how many responses to a post before the conversation deteriorates. So next time you feel free to be me, realize you were just sucked in to a math equation
No not Barbie...
Barbie and Ken
That was the nickname to a couple who killed as a couple! "Barbie" let her husband kill her own sister.
Go to the local police department and ask if you can interview this couple at the police station. Invite them there for the interview. They won't show if they are not legitimate.
You cannot be too careful. 
My little dog rides with me in the front
Most newer vehicles, including mine, have the ability to TURN OFF the air bag on the passenger side, which mine is unless there is a human rider. Also, we have a "Doggie car seat". A basket type seat which he rides in. There is a hook to secure him that attaches to his collar/harness. It allows him to sit high up where he can see out all the windows, plus he cannot climb on me to cause an accident. We need to treat our dogs like children and put them in a car seat. He loves it; he gets to see around and go anywhere momma goes. PS: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR DOG IN THE CAR, EVEN WITH THE WINDOW DOWN, IN ANY KIND OF WEATHER. The interior of your car can heat to over 100 degrees even in 50 degree weather. My sister lost two of her babies when her husband left them in the car last spring.
It's a comic book. What's next, a barbie doll?
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I used to have a Farrah barbie too! I loved it. My two best friends
when I was little were both brunettes and when we'd get together to play, we would always play Charlie's Angels and I was always Jill (Farrah) because I was the only blonde. My friends hated that. They would always argue over who had to be Sabrina. Nobody ever wanted to be Sabrina which is really sad because she was the smart one! But Farrah was so beautiful with her hair and smile.
Oh, and take one of those carriage rides for full
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Fire pit, dogs, smores and fireworks here. Have Barbie
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Good luck, been there dozens of times/many cab rides.
So where are they? lol
tree climbs; bike rides through my 2-block town;
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You did the right thing. The only time I give rides is near the Appalachian Trail.
I'm a hiker myself, and the trail community does depend on the kindness of strangers. Near the trail during hiking season, I will pick up hikers with backpacks. I've been on the trail many times myself, and I've had to stick a thumb out more than a few times. But that is an entirely different situation where the hitchhikers are generally the ones who are more nervous than the drivers.
My cocker spaniel rides in the back seat and gets in front when we stop (sm)
In her mind this usually relates to getting a small dish of ice cream from the Dairy B or a chance to get out and go visit friends, i.e. her "grandma" and her groomer.
I have always made her ride in the back because I am afraid she will start moving around and get near the foot pedals and cause a wreck.
Certainly will not let her ride in the front when the vehicle is moving after this.
But with spray bottle you have to be with dog 24/7.
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Agree with below, don't bottle it up sm
I tend to do this also and ended up with shingles at the age of 14 and again at age 34 last year due to stress. Meeting new people as suggested by others is a great idea. If you want, trying visiting a local church. This is one of the things that helped me the most since I started going again. The socialization alone has been almost as good for me as the messages.
just my 3 cents - Spin The Bottle is okay for you...
very curious............
Spin the bottle with 2nd graders, sure
not. I was reading this last night and that was the first thing that came to mind when I read about Valentine's party and told my hubby I was going to post a spin the bottle. That should get some thought. He and I both had a laugh. Of course, not, you silly bunny....
After a while, just shaking the spray bottle sm
worked with my cats. My MIL had to lock her cat in the laundry room at night (huge room, bigger than some bedrooms! LOL) because she kept biting my FIL's tubing to his oxygen tank in the middle of the night. After my FIL passed away, the cat started biting the tubing on my MIL's air mattress. At that point she gave up and gave the cat to a friend.
Hope you have better luck with yours! If you give them plenty of "safe" scratching alternatives, and spread catnip liberally on them, it should at least cut down on their clawing the couch. Be sure the scratching surfaces are sturdy, though - those two-foot cylindrical scratching posts are worthless. Here is one that might work better:
WATER spray bottle!
They hate it. Combine it with a fairly loud NO. They CAN be trained. Nail tips are probably humane alternative to the declawing thing.
How about putting your hot water bottle/bag in SM
the microwave to just get the chill off ot it before you apply it. The house was frigid cold and I wanted to warm up. Kept it in for a little two long and the whole microwave and kitchen smelled of burned rubber for I don't know how long! TOP THAT, why doncha!
You can put Listerine in a spray bottle
and spray around the door frame. This will keep mosquitoes away, and hopefully that will mean fewer frogs and lizards for you.
spray bottle with water.
for you
That water bottle you mentioned...
Don't give up on it too soon - and also try not to leave kittie alone in the rooms where she does the most damage. If you have to go out and leave her home alone, can you confine her to the bedroom while you're gone?
Two of our cats are really persistent about investigating the kitchen counters, and we keep a water bottle handy all the time, but they're slowly starting to realize that we mean it when we say, DOWN!
Also, we added a little vinegar to the water.
But like I said, it takes time and consistency with the water bottle method.
Good luck!
LOL . . . LOL . . . LMAO-OL
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LMAO!!!! (nm)
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LMAO!!!
I'm a mom to three girls and no boys, but I thought this was hilarious! I loved the picture in the sand.
LMAO ...exactly
you hit the nail on the head
LMAO!..................nm.
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LMAO!
So he's pi$$ed that she was working at the brothel......... but he VISITED THE BROTHEL!!!
LMAO. This one is rich. Thanks for posting.
RIGHT, LMAO...nm
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LMAO
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You have very good taste! My fav too, but left a $65 bottle in a
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Yes, I keep a bottle of water at on my night stand. sm
But I also have to get up anyway to pee every 2 hours so I'm not sure why I bother cause I could just get a drink when I get up anyway.
Not using the entire bottle of something and just opening full ones! SM
I have quite a collection of shampoo bottles with about 3/4 inch in the bottom!! Makes me mad at myself!
What about buying a bottle of 'Liquid Paper 2-in1" -sm
(which is a cool little combination wide brush or pinpoint correction fluid applicator, depending on which cap you take off), then paint the letters back on the keyboard? Then, once the Liquid Paper has dried, paint over it with clear nail polish to protect it from getting worn off.
(Or, like the poster below, if you REALLY want to confuse people, you could always paint the wrong letters on the wrong keys!)
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Being able to buy and enjoy a nice bottle of wine.
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Hand him a bottle of sleeping pills and say
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Now that I've reached the bottom of the bottle but...
thanks for the info. I love this product and so did my mom. The funeral director asked what my mom used on her skin as it was in such good shape and she was a beach goer. Oh well, back to Vaseline! Any other brand name this goes by? I have used the CVS brand also thinking it is Olay with a private label of CVS.
Now that I've reached the bottom of the bottle but...
thanks for the info. I love this product and so did my mom. The funeral director asked what my mom used on her skin as it was in such good shape and she was a beach goer. Oh well, back to Vaseline! Any other brand name this goes by? I have used the CVS brand also thinking it is Olay with a private label of CVS.
LMAO now, that was my thoughts exactly.
As I said, she obviously always has to have the last word, even if it makes her look even more ignorant. If you're truly happy, you don't need to belittle other people or brag about what you've got.
LMAO, hahahaha!
Do you mean that they got DISFIGURED by this and they got psychologically scarred and it changed their personality and the fact that they were circumcised put them into a 'different' class of human beings?
What is your HIDDEN AGENDA?
SAY IT ! Don't talk in puzzles!
LMAO! That might also be an explanation! ...nm
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LMAO! I love that--CAR! (nm)
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OMG - that is hilarious - LMAO!
Thanks for sharing.
LMAO!!!! oh, the thoughts I just had!!
Too funny!
Mommamia....fartknockers?! LMAO!
This board is killin' me today! Good stuff! I'm glad you were okay...that must've smarted a little bit...probably way more than a spider bite ever would. I'm sorry, but I expect spiders this huge to live in, say, Tahiti...not Maine or Iowa!
Unhappy camper, you know, this is the first year without chickens so maybe that's why I'm noticing these things! I need to find me some more chickens and fast!
LMAO--bipolar cat!! Aren't they all?!
I swear, that's exactly what makes 'em so great though!
lmao my hubs is the opposite
He will bring home ANYTHING with Vin or Pierce Brosnan in it, knowing that I like them. lol I think he has actually bought every one of their movies since 2000.
Babylon AD...I'll have to ask hubs about it. lol
LMAO - Thanks for the chuckle this morning. NM
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I will LMAO when you end up sad and alone--no sugar daddy. nm
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LMAO! Nicely handled.
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LMAO! Beaumont is not pronoinced
'Boomer!' It is French and is rather pronounced
'Bohmon.'
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