I believe BP is a chain of gas stations, like AM/PM, 7-11 etc..

• Any Nascar Fans? Question - mt of oz
  • I believe BP is a chain of gas stations, like AM/PM, 7-11 etc.. - OldiebutgoodieMT
  • I don't think it's a driver... sm - Val
    • that was the first thing I thought too - jlynn
  • I believe Jamie McMurray drives for them now and has for a while but.. my hubby would know. - MarriedtoNascar
  • It might be Benny Parsons from doing a quick search. nm - Wanderer
    • Could be Benny Parsons, though...sm - MT Head
      • dead?? - jlynn
  • Maybe it was the owner's initial? The person who bought the jacket? - hmmmm
    • Well, it could be, but it looks - mt of oz

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I don't like them but I get a chill reading the gloom and doom ones and start to wonder if the person who sent that really is a friend.  I don't pass it to any friends. Here is a funny one you can send back though. 

I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your silly chain letters over the past years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern...

I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a wet dog on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually AL Qaida in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hades with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat prepackaged foods because the hormones they contain will turn me gay. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $245,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me! I will now return the favor. If you DON'T send this e-mail to at least 1200 people inthe next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 pm tomorrow afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend . . ..

Life is good...

something good will happen to you in the next 30 minutes.  I absolutely hate those!  No offense to those who happily forward them whenever you get them, they just clog up my inbox and annoy me to death.  I'd rather my friends just email me and let me know what's going on with them.  I don't need some teary inspirational story to forward to the people I care about so I can be blessed.

Work related peeves - doctors who practically whisper when they dictate!