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I agree. One I LOVE is that milky minutes, lactose intolerant one. sm

Posted By: Lyndia on 2008-09-01
In Reply to: Commercial blooper and they don't know it - ermt

I snicker every time. If you haven't caught it...

Family around the kitchen table. Mom finds poker chips that are UNUSED CELLPHONE MINUTES in the garbage with milk on them.

WHAT are THESE?

Umm leftover minutes from last month.

These are still good! You know what happens to my sister's unused minutes?

She loses them

That is right, she loses them. My sister would love to have these milky minutes.

Hubbie: Isn't your sister lactose intolerant?

I love word games and double entendre, and creative use of the language, oddly drawn verbal conclusions and other oddities (hazard of my work?) so this one gets me smiling.


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