Hilarious post inside. I needed it this morning! sm
Posted By: Me on 2007-08-23
In Reply to:
"The Obedient Wife"
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he ! said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when
he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said,
"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put
it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they
rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there
with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket
with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend
it."
Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks
they are smarter than women!!!
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LOL. Thanks. I needed that after the morning I just had. nm
TMI (inside post)......n/m
of course i do, but inside her post,
she said "ick"; put that in combination with the sarcastic sounding comment, again, i think it was and intended to be, rude.
See post at link inside
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see link inside post
http://www.officialkwanzaawebsite.org/index.shtml
lots of information at that link - I just googled Kwanzaa and up that came among lots of other sites, full of information.
As for me, if we are *white* in discussion, I use *black* and seems to me my black friends prefer that. I did read once that Whoopi Goldberg does not like the term African American and she stated at that time that none of her relatives came from Africa. However, I have since read that's not entirely true (some of her relatives did come from Africa)......
why only Christian? (inside your post)...
This is why we have to get religion out of it........why only Christians should be president of the USA, the melting pot of the world....? Makes absolutely no sense to me....
Plus, I thought we separated church and state when I was like 5 years old (going back many decades)....
Perhaps someday somebody who practices Hindism or Buddhism might want to be president....
I am putting my post inside so no one has to read
I think it is just a matter of personal opinion, no winning or losing to it. Just as mt101 called me paranoid, I dont take it personal. I am my own peson and my happiness/well being is not wrapped up in what another thinks. I dont know that person and she can think what she wants. I would never try to tell her she could not have that thought. The whole "sticks and stones" thing. I just think it is sad someone can let anothers opinion make them feel so miserable.
Next time please post your answer inside
before getting your answer inside our heads. Thanks! 
I know..that is why the inside of my post says staff is getting cookies/candy..nm
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see post below named Talent...vid link inside.nm
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link for Mental Health Board inside post
http://forum.mtstars.com/misc/b/8.html
it's located right here above our posts and under the words GAB BOARD
sorry for typo inside, correction inside this one
At the time I posted it was a 23-y/o Korean THE DETAILS of who did the shooting had not hit the newswires UNTIL THEN.
Hilarious!!! (nm)
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oh that's hilarious!!
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That is hilarious!
I also laughed out loud when I read your post. I also have a beagle but she doesn't tear anything up when I leave. Now you can't leave food where she can get to it because she would eat it. I used to have a chair close to my counter and my husband got up one morning and cooked a whole skillet full of sausage. Well he came in the bedroom to wake me up to eat and she got on the counter and ate the whole plate of sausage and was licking her lips when my husband went back in there. Oh was he mad! We no longer keep the chair close by the counter anymore so she can't get up there. Beagles have ravenous appetites. They will eat just about anything.
Hilarious!
That would make one heck of a driver's license picture!
It is hilarious but....(sm)
I wonder if it really would work your abs? Sitting all day has made me gain so much weight. I am thinking I could do this when I feel like I need a break. I don't know - might be perfect for our job!
THAT was hilarious. Thanks :-) nm
YEP HILARIOUS!!!
i was cracking up through those!! that is SOOOO My dogs! (Im missing them so much) stairs designed by NASCAR! OMG i was freaking laughing so much. The bathroom! they follow me everywhere! hahahahaha.
too great thank you im definitely sending that on!!! my mom will love it
Hilarious.
made my day!
hah! that is hilarious!!
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OMG! That's hilarious! Tell us: How old were your really? LOL !...nm
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LOL_That was hilarious!!! (nm)
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Hilarious! Thank you for sharing.
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This is hilarious and sweet !!!!!..
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzp8S_7yspM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgamernode%2Ecom%2FNews%2F4477%2DOld%2Dpeople%2DWii%2DBowling%2Dchampionship%2Dserious%2Dbusiness%2Findex%2Ehtml
I think you're hilarious, not
low class, Hayseed. I have a very cool cousin, gorgeous woman, a paralegal who married an orthopedic surgeon. I don't know her terribly well, yet I remember her confessing once that she has this same fascination, much to her husband's dismay. He runs when he sees her coming with that gleam, LOL.
That's hilarious! My neighbor said
her best babysitter was a collie. They lived on a busy highway 40 years ago with a chain link fence. Her male collie would let any kid in the yard, but he would never let them leave unless an adult was taking them out. He would grab them by the back of their pants or diaper and pull them away from the gate or fence.
hahahaha HILARIOUS
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remotes! that's hilarious
i had to say so cause i cracked up
OMG - that is hilarious - LMAO!
Thanks for sharing.
Replies to this are hilarious! Most of these people
Pinky and the Brain are hilarious!!! nm
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LOL! You are hilarious! So you get up, put your professional attire on sm
including your jacket and hose, probably heels too, and go to work? Wow! You are amazing! I bet you look spectacular in the morning! But not me. I'd rather spend that hour getting ready typing and making money. Besides, I'd feel kind of silly looking all gorgeous and "professional" hoping for a higher wage when the only person that gets to see me looking like this....MYSELF!!
I found it on line, and it was hilarious!
It's not like I made it up!
Hitch was hilarious, and Dodgeball (nm)
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That's a hilarious shot, showing
your dog's wrinkled forehead. I can tell it's part of his breed mix characteristic, but then again it kind of looks like he's worried that a rat is attacking his mama! HA!
Do you have to watch a domesticated rat all the time to make sure they don't chew your stuff? I've seen rabbits running around a store once, and they were chewing the walls up.
Okay, THAT book sounds hilarious!!!
Gotta get a copy of that! =)
midair bombs; hilarious!!
Thanks for the laugh. Maybe now I can see the humor in my kitty puking. Mine does it about once a week, too.
OMG! - she is hilarious. Let me know when she shows up - would love to visit with her also!!
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That is hilarious! Thank you for sharing such a sweet story. Speaking of
sweet, I have learned to always have a dog sitting beneath you when you eat a Moon Pie!
For some reason I thought this was hilarious. I'm doing a pelvic surgery sm
and this doc will stop and watch a football game, or some kind of game, on t.v. and make little comments like, "man!." He was really into the game. For some reason today I just didn't mind the interruptions from him. It was a pretty long report (partly because of his distraction).
But what I think made it so funny was that this guy is Chinese. I didn't think they liked sports! haha
Night at the Roxbury was hilarious! I laugh just thinking about it! nm
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Hilarious/scary Chinese-->English Learning Aid...sm
Since language is "our thing" - and particularly ESL - I thought you'd like to get a head start on what to expect from future Chinese dictators. Get a load of these Chinese-to-English learning blocks (I'll post this as an URL you can paste into your browser since some are reluctant to click on links):
http://peer-see.com/blog/chumble-spuzz/2006/07/09/
I suggest we practice by forming sentences, such as: "The patient is a construction worker who was operating a navvy when a crustacea flew into the cab. Mistaking it for a darning needle, he swatted at the crustacea and lost control of the navvy, which crashed. Unfortunately, he was not wearing a safety armet at the time and was knocked unconscious..."
Needed nt
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Thank you so much...I needed that. nm
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I needed this
I read this today and loved it: If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Thank you!! That is EXACTLY what I needed to know sm
I have 2 dogs, one who is VERY furry and I was concerned about dog hair cloggage.
Thanks for taking the time with all the great info :-)
Yes, he needed to go.
I don't know how Scott stayed in as long as he did. Nowhere near the talent of the others, although I believe the the two top contestants are Adam and Alison, who are miles above the rest. I think Adam is an amazing talent and should win. He is the only reason I am watching AI this season. Otherwise, it has gotten extremely boring. I never did understand the enthusiasm for Danny Gokey. Good voice, but he does not appeal to me at all.
You may not believe this and probably will not but thought you needed some help the other day
as I was reading the posts. You certainly came across not just as a person who was grieving but with the last post about the person committing suicide, I was thinking this does not sound exactly right. If I felt depressed and/or suicidal and felt like I could not handle things, your emergency room would probably see you and refer you to someone and then you would probably wind up waiting again. I doubt they would do anything specific for you. There are some 800 hot line crisis centers you can call.
Thanks so much to you all. I KNEW I needed help! :-)
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FOOD IS NEEDED!
I volunteer at a food cupboard twice a month. Today I went in to fill requests for families in need, and the shelves of our little interfaith cupboard were nearly empty. It was a struggle to get together some basic items for four families.
This is a problem with food cupboards all over the country. At holiday times, food drives are held and shelves are full. Even during the school year, more donations come in as school and youth groups run food drives to help those in need. But during summer, donations slow to a trickle as people are busy with summertime activities or away on vacation. Food drives are forgotten, but people still need your help.
If you can, please consider donating to your local food cupboard. Anything you can give would be appreciated. Even a couple boxes of cereal or a jar of peanut butter can make a difference!
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