Got some for ya too!

Posted By: SeasonedMT on 2009-05-06
In Reply to: Here's one for you! - medical field is interesting.... SM

I also remember a "pleasuring device" in the rectum...imagine the ride to the ER! (I am former MQ.) I also remember a live cockroach in ear canal, lego in nose, "E" in ear (from calculator), and multiple glass shards claimed to have been unknowingly eaten in a can of beanie-weenies! Seems dude thought he could sue VanCamps if he crushed up some glass and ate it along with his beanie-weenies! MISTAKE! Gastro doc explained to him why he KNEW this was a fraud situation, showed the guy the x-rays, and told him he would just have to PASS the GLASS - omg!!! The pieces were too small to warrant surgical intervention. (And...these are just off the top of my head - lol!)

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What is the MOST outrageous thing you've seen/heard while working in the medical field? - CrankyBeach
- I had a doctor dictating about a 21-year-old.. - Kendra
- When I worked in a hospital, I once - KJ
  - P.S. The doctor did take me over to look - at the watch. NM - KJ
- I do op reports - sm - NYMT
- This one's kinda long - NightOwl
- Mine isn't a foreign body but rather attempted activity with the doc..... - LMT
  - When I worked at a hospital - Former CNA.
- This is pretty freaky . . . - Mimi
- Most shocking - Nature
  - Ha Ha! - sm
    - gerbils - daiseymae
  - A long time ago, when - my aunt was an ER nurse
  - Its not funny but it is funny and I have sm - MT30+
    - That 911 call - NightOwl
      - Oh Lordy, too funny! I gotta tell sm - MT30+
- this didn't happen to me but had a sm - MT30+
- two here: saddest and wierdest - XanaX
  - I also had a sad one... - medical field is interesting.... SM
  - how about the pepper shaker and the sm - MT30+
  - My weirdest ever - Old part-timer
    - OMG - that's the funniest thing I've ever read! - You are most definitely the winner of this thread!
  - I used to type ER reports. - former ER MT
    - Plastic Cap to a Lysol Spray Can up the.... - SAM
      - Here's one for you! - medical field is interesting.... SM
        Yep, had one of those too in the "on" position - LOL
        Got some for ya too! - SeasonedMT
  - I have some to go with yours - SS
  - Continuing the weird theme you started... - NightOwl
    - That sounds like SNL's "Appalachian E.R." - comedy skits! ;D
    - Ahh a tricky topic...let me tell you the one about..... - lifetimeMT
      - Tennis Ball in the rectum - OldMT
        I had a report with a baseball stuck in a man's rectum - - Amanda
        Saddest one I remember - OldMT
        She might have told him (sm) - An Iowan
        OK, here's mine! - travelinMT

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