Funny thing is they're right. (sm)
Posted By: Me on 2009-01-23
In Reply to: Cornish Hen, or as my kids call it "baby chicken" - nm
Cornish hens are just baby chickens.
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You're so funny!!! That's what I wanted - funny redneck stories
Just kinda tired of my house looking like Sanford and Son - LOL!
You're not 'low-class', you're FUNNY, & a good writer!
Which is often the case then someone is the first to cast stones!
Oh you're too much! That's so funny! sm
Had a near disaster,though. The snake tried to swallow the towel, had a 30-minute struggle getting it to let go. I called my son and he politely says "mother, you have to take it out of the cage and put it in the sink and hit it with the hose". NOT THIS MOTHER I SCREAMED! THERE'S ONLY SO FAR A MOTHER'S LOVE WILL GO, SON. I got the ice water and poured it on him. He let go after about a cup of that. He ate his last piece of whatever and now is sleeping in the Kleenex box. Whew, done for another week....
You're too funny! Of course I know how to use...
a computer. I am an MT, that's why I am on this site. And, actually, no, I do not live in a compound. I live in an urban area with 1 husband and 1 child, and we're quite happy  .
You're funny...
The world is full of men who are happy with it, as are the women they are with. You need to get over it!
You're funny...
Stinky girl 
Is that supposed to be funny? Like you're out sm
shopping in Lane Bryant or someplace, minding your own business, and some nut comes up and shoots you for no reason? Yeah, that's really natural selection... Geeze. Insensitive.
Looool, you're funny :-)
That's so funny because I just emailed her about this very same thing!
I was wondering that myself!
LOL! That is too funny! We did the same thing in Orlando
My husband and I went to Orlando a few years ago and stopped a travel information center to look for good places to stay. The rep there set us up with a 5-star timeshare resort for less than $300 for a whole week, and we got discounted tickets to Seaworld, Universal Studios, and Animal Kingdom. The timeshare was REALLY nice with HUGE rooms with a jacuzzi, a deck overlooking one of their many pools, and it was right on a lake. We had to do time timeshare tour one of our days there, and it was awful! The sales woman was so incredibly pushy and wouldn't let us leave at the time the thing was supposed to be over! She even made us late for Seaworld! Ugh!
I forgot to add a sad and funny thing...
I have a lot of medication allergies. My grandma gave me a Medic-Alert bracelet when I was little. It had nickel in it. I couldn't wear it because I was allergic to it!
funny thing about when you decide to give up...
on men/relationships...That is when the right one comes along! That's how it happened for me. I, like you, had decided I was done with men, too many bad experiences, and then I met THE right guy for me. That was almost 11 years ago and we have been married for 7-1/2 years. We have a happy marriage and a beautiful little 15-month-old girl. It's when you stop looking that the right one comes along!
The most important thing, though, is to trust your instincts. They will never steer you wrong. From your description, it sounds like a good thing, but if there is a doubt that nags at you, don't dismiss it. Just don't let prior bad relationships cloud your judgment, because they are all different.
The funny (sad?) thing about Simon's comment (sm)
is that Sanjaya thought he was sincerely complimenting him. He didn't seem to understand that Simon was hoping if perhaps he made a positive comment instead of a negative one that Sanjaya might actually get the boot this week. Let's hope it works!
The funny thing about Debbie Rowe --
I wonder if she realizes that if she proves that those kids are not really Michael's then she is blowing her chance at any more money. I bet if she gets them back then the Jackson's would tie up any money they have in trust in court for a long time to keep her from getting any of it. I dont think she would ever have enough money to fight them.
Her best chance at the money, which is obviuosly what she cares about, is to keep her mouth shut and leave the children where they belong --- with their family!!!
The funny thing about Debbie Rowe --
I wonder if she realizes that if she proves that those kids are not really Michael's then she is blowing her chance at any more money. I bet if she gets them back then the Jackson's would tie up any money they have in trust in court for a long time to keep her from getting any of it. I dont think she would ever have enough money to fight them.
Her best chance at the money, which is obviuosly what she cares about, is to keep her mouth shut and leave the children where they belong --- with their family!!!
Oh, good one! I despise that store! And the funny thing is..
most kids around here who want to be noticed, or whose parents have a ton of money or who are just plain brats ALL wear A&F. My kids could really care less. Talk about the store that caters to cliques and that is IT. But it caters to them in such a bad way......PS: Good for your friends and your daughter!
Also, I wish people, parents especially, that you don't have to wear a particular brand name to be noticed or to be cool. That is just so ridiculous to me! Why do people do it? Now, I will buy clothes from expensive stores IF the quality is what I am looking for, so I'm no K-Mart mom by all means, but I think these days parents are taking this "look at the brand-name-my-kids-are-wearing" way too far!
too funny, started to mention the book thing
but figured you would think I was crazy.
Funny, thing. Last night we were talking about Quebec.
She's wanted to go to Quebec since she went there with her French class in 7th grade. That's a real possibility. We actually live TOO close to Lake George - it's a huge tourist trap that we stay away from! I think Quebec City, a couple nights in a fancy hotel, and letting her show of her French proficiency just might do the trick!
Had to post this, very funny, but kinda sad too for the poor thing
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Funny thing....I will never forget reading a quote from Yoko Ono sm
When asked why she never smiled, she said her parents had told her, "Smiling is for shopkeepers."
Well, obviously not this one!
You're doing the right thing.....sm
some parents "overparent" and don't allow their kids to make choices. They can't learn unless they're allowed to make decisions/choices and then live to repercussions if they make the wrong choice. This will help them mature into adults who will be able to make decisions without having to ask mom what she thinks.
The parents that overschedule their kids are just waiting for a trainwreck. There's an increasing population of depressed kids because they're being pushed by parents to stay constantly scheduled and they have no time to be a kid. Between pushy parents and schools demanding more and more out of kids at earlier ages it's overwhelming our children. A child psychiatrist friend of mine tells me that over the past 5 years she has seen an increased amount of depressed kids because of this. Schools & parents don't want to give kids much time to have play time and then wonder why kids get overwhelmed.
I think you're doing the right thing.
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Need to know if we're doing the right thing - sm
Our 18 year old son's best friend has moved into a room in our house after his parents moved away. He's also 18. We have a 16 year old daughter (no problem - brother and sister like) whose best friend has a huge crush on the friend. She's been kind of throwing herself at him for a few weeks, texting him, etc. Now my DH says he saw condoms in his room. We told my DD today that her friend can't spend the night while our son's friend is living here - too much could happen. We already found them twice alone in the living room, clothed but under a blanket. DD is livid. What do you think?
You're not alone, thought the whole thing was confusing.....sorry.
x
That is too funny... I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time.
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Happiness is a heart thing; pleasure is a head thing.nm
You're surprised? I'm not. They're not going to stop voting....
as was mentioned in a prior post. Imagine if they succeed? They just may.
At least you wait until they're cooked! LOL...we're raw dough
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Sounds like you're doing great! We're also making out...sm
daughter pay for gas and insurance when she starts driving. She hasn't started driving yet because she doesn't want to get a job to pay for that privilege. That's her choice. We're also making her pay 1/2 of the fees for the state required driver's education course.
Funny looking Bob with the funny looking wife
Things you're afraid of vs. things you're not
I didn't used to be afraid of spiders, but I seem to have developed a fear of those little beasties. I also can't stand boats, water deeper than my hot tub and bridges. I'm also fairly convinced that UFOs, if not aliens (well, isn't anything driving those things?) are real, so that kinda scares me, yet it is strangely fascinating. I'm also afraid of El Chupacabra, though I'm very certain that's not real. It's one of those "hahahahaha" fears.
Things other people fear that I do not include snakes (awwww, they so cute! they look like they're smiling!), rats, gangbangers (except Mara Salvatrucha, move them up to my "scary" list), poverty, death, traveling at high rates of speed with almost anyone sober, bats (CUTE!!!!!), homeless people, Sasquatch, most of my male friends, bears, mountain lions.
Fear is such an odd thing, don't you think? So much of it is relative to our own experiences in life, yet at the same time some of them are downright irrational.
So, how 'bout you? What will send you running screaming in the other direction, and what things can you take care of when someone else goes running screaming in the other direction?
Thats funny!! Thanx
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too funny !!!
It's funny that you say this...
about "sounding rude". I wonder how much time your in laws and family members actually put into their decision before asking you to care for their mother? I wonder if it has even occurred to them that they are being rude to even consider asking this of you when there are professionals who can do this and should do this for their mother?
Believe me, you have no idea how much of yourself you actually lose when thrown into a situation that's convenient for everyone else. Believe me, everyone else has figured out how to say "no" by passing the responsibility on to you so that they can continue their lives without being inconvenienced.
However, you're right in being polite; however, you can still say "no" and not be rude. Don't feel guilty either for not playing the martyr.
This is so funny!!! LOL!!
I have an 18-year-old son who LOVES to be on the computer doing the instant message thing. He knows all the lingo, codes, blah blah blah. Well, he is not used to the Short Hand being on on my computer, but sometimes he uses my computer when I am not working. Can you see where I am going with this?
Anyway, he (and probably a dozen other of his buddies) were instant messaging each other on line. So my son needs to go do something and he just typed BRB for "be right back." He jumped up and did not see this expand to BRIGHT RED BLOOD.
LOLOL. Frantically, word travelled through cyberspace that something must have happened because he just typed in bright red blood and left. When he finally went back to his screen he had all these worried messages...are you all right? what happened??? are you alive???
I got the best laugh out of that! He had to explain to everyone who had "heard" just what had happened and now he is much more careful.
How funny - if he
had put that in on my computer it would be "bright red blood per rectum" Not a great idea!
Oh, that's funny!
That must be the game system that I have heard talked about and someone laughingly said that this game would actually give you carpal tunnel, pulled muscles, etc.
Lynn
Funny...
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How funny!
Gave me a good laugh, which I needed! Thanks.
Funny too how you can think that you like
they have made here, and then all of the sudden realize they are not as nice as they seem by other posts that they make.
funny
Born and bred Texas, but never heard that before - i'm trying to figure out if it could be a compliment ???
This is funny because.....
I grew up with these sayings and use these all the time in my everyday talking without thinking about it. Hubby comes to me all the time when things he hears at work asking me what does this mean, such as "buying a pig in a poke", "don’t look a gift horse in the mouth", "leaving someone high and dry", so many, so little time.....I throw these around because where I came from everyone knows what they mean and we think nothing about using them. Bless his little short self he doesn’t know and I laugh when he tells me to speak "English."
LOL! Too funny . . .
When I told my son (after a couple of years of him questioning it because peers had already told him), he said, "The thing that made it most believable is that we never have a lot of money, but there is always so much cool stuff on Christmas morning!"
Too funny! >^..^<
My funny
One of my ESL doctors said the patient's lower extremities have disappeared. LOL.
That is too funny!
that was funny!...nm
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and that would be me...*how funny*....s/m
 And I'm a woman of my word - I never steer people wrong, rarely give unsolicited advice, and let me state it was fun emailing with you today!! *giggling*......Nice to put the people with their posts...*lol* I never put a name in but you know my name as I do yours now.
*too funny* 
Have a GREAT evening :)
OMG! That's too funny!
She's so adorable though I think I can overlook it!
Funny you should say that (sm)
We were watching the news while eating breakfast this morning and they had bad reviews of Premonition, and I told DH, "Well if they don't like it, I'll probably love it". That's what usually happens.
That is too funny, and just to think my
hubby told me just today he had to give colas up, hmmm..
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