Birthday present from a 5 year old

• Funny things your kids said or did that cracked you up - Sara.
  • My 9yo looked at me one day and said. Mom I want to learn to play the "Acowstick guitar." I - Sheila
  • I was on a rant and about a mess.... - meMT
  • I got a good learning to cook story.......sm - LMT
    • Got another funny story.......sm - LMT
  • One day my 3 year old son was looking in the fridge reviewing things - to eat...he called a whole watermelon a pickle LOL
  • My son would only eat hot dogs when he was little, not hamburgers.. sm - deb
  • when my son was in second grade - we had parent/teacher conferences
  • there was a knock at the door, our then 3 yr old - sm
  • "How'd you get that baby in your tummy? You swallow it?" - from my 4yo (nm)
    • Oh that reminds me "We got a great big Tomboy....(sm) - Carolina
  • My oldest daughter (31 now) came home from... - phillychick
    • LOL - nm
  • When my son was 3 he once said to his nursery school teacher . . . - embarrassed me
  • When my son was 2-1/2 I said to him - sm - Carolina MT
  • Birthday present from a 5 year old - NYMT
  • One day our pastor stopped by for a visit - mtroadie
    • Spew factor - had coke come out my nose on that one!! - The Other Sunshine
    • LOL !!!!!!!! nm - MT2
  • no letter p was allowed on this street - Gina.
  • Instructions... - sm.
    • My husband was doing me a "favor" by helping me hunt down - tellin on the husband
    • That made me laugh because my sister and I STILL say that SM - Funny
      • That reminds me of what you do when you see a jellyfish (sm) - Carolina again

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DAYTON - Gloria Murphy gave children celebrating her 55th birthday alcohol and then had sex with a 12-year-old boy at the party on Thursday, Jan. 29, according to police.

The boy got into Murphy’s bed at 5440 Rawlings Drive, where the married woman had sex with her adolescent neighbor, according to police and Montgomery County prosecutors. 

Two of the children at the party ran home at about 6 a.m. Jan. 30 and told a parent they saw the boy and woman having sex, according to 911 audio.

The parent then called police at about 6:15 a.m., according to a police report and 911 audio.

Murphy did not force the boy to have sex, but since he is younger than 13, it is considered rape, Lt. Patrick Welsh said. No other children were involved in the sexual encounter, but some other children at the party consumed alcohol, according to police.

A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday - 365 nights of sex.

High-flying PR exec Charla Muller, from North Carolina, hit upon the idea for her salesman husband Brad, now 42, and has written a book about the year.

"When I offered my husband sex every day for a year to celebrate his 40th birthday he literally fell over. After hearing the words, Brad slipped on a toy on the floor and landed with a thud. As I had spent so long thinking about an exciting present that I thought he would love, I was confident he would say yes. But to my astonishment, Brad refused my offer. He said: “It’s a great idea, I just don’t think you really mean it.”

Being intimate at night meant we worked better as a couple during the day. Our house ran better because we were more agreeable. Having sex regularly made me start looking around, wondering who else was getting good loving. Is it the good-looking women or the regular mums — like me?

Sometimes I don’t shave my legs and have stinky breath, but Brad still finds me sexy.

I worried our sex every day arrangement may become a routine, like brushing my teeth or having a shower. On the third month, Brad had to call it a day during one session. “We’ve been doing it for 88 days straight,” he said. “I don’t think I have it in me. After all, there’s always tomorrow.”

After six months of the gift, we both worried whether it was possible to keep things new and exciting. I didn’t have the energy to constantly spice things up. Before, just having sex was new and exciting. Now we had to turn it up a notch to get out of the land of run-of-the-mill sex, to the kingdom of earth-shattering, wake-the-neighbours sex.

But we were nearing the end of our agreement, and although all I wanted to do was crawl under the covers and go to sleep, I realised: Sometimes you gotta do it when you just don’t want to. It was just like spending Christmas with your in-laws or cheering on a football team you couldn’t care less about. “Let’s get on with it,” I muttered to Brad. “Just close your eyes.” Brad sighed, and did just that.

The day after Brad’s 41st birthday I was giddy with excitement, relieved and ebullient that I didn’t have to have sex every day. I bounced around the house, singing: “I did it, I did it,” under my breath. I was deeply satisfied that I had carried the present through."

If your child was previously gothic, how long did it take for them to grow out of this phase?  I'm tired of seeing our 15-year-old wear black all of the time.  She refuses to wear anything else, and the black eyeshadow looks ridiculous.   I told her the other day that if she isn't going to wear her other makeup that she wanted over the summer then give it to me as I'd give it to a kid that would wear it - especially since there is some that hasn't been opened yet.   She isn't happy that we won't let her get those weird body piercings or tattoos... but oh well, we've told her that until she is on her own she has to live by our rules.  Overall she's a good kid and doesn't socialize outside of school so at least we're not dealing with the "what's my kid doing with their friends at night" thing!

What breed(s) do you have now? What have you had in the past?

I have two Basset Hounds now.

In the past, I've owned a Beagle/German Shepherd mix, a PitBull/Doberman mix, a Beagle, and another Basset Hound. Growing up, I had a Chihuahua and an English Springer Spaniel.

Love Basset Hounds the best of all breeds, followed closely by the Beagle.

Here in Atlanta we have a new member of our community, a 100 day old panda!! She is not on display yet, took her first steps the other day and has to be walking some before her debut. I am so happy. She is absolutely beautiful and her new name is Mei Lan which means Atlanta Beauty. I saw her parents when they first came to live with us several years ago and now I can hardly wait to see her. What a wonderful Christmas present already.....Can't get any better!

Red velvet cake

Round-trip plane ticket home to my family for Christmas

We bought a birthday cake with Happy Birthday Jesus on it and sang happy birthday.  Our 7-year-old loved it!

Doncha just love getting flowers?!  Happy birthday and here's to many more!

the family and I are having a birthday picnic.  Nice weather here in Michigan too.  You're invited!

I'd definitely give it a shot.  If you're like me, you've probably already spent a small fortune on every other concoction out there on the shelves...what's one more, right? 

You want a real treat?  You HAVE to try Bare Minerals.  I always wear a little makeup whenever I go out, just to give my self-esteem a much needed boost.  Liquids, even the kind that say they are 24-hours, just seem to slide off my skin or make my skin peel.  This stuff is fantastic and really covers incredibly well, even though it is a powder.  Even my ultra-sensitive skin doesn't have a problem with it.  I tried a sampler from QVC a few years ago, fell in love with it, and now I also get that as I need it from deals on Ebay. 

Again, HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY!  

Today is my sister's B-day too . . . my sweet Angie Pangie!  (aka Piggie Pie)  LOL!!! 

and many more!   Cat

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Happy Birthday! 

I hope today is great for you !

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