...and you might be a redneck if...

your husband has put two duck decoys in your pool!  After three weeks, they are still in there, and quite a conversation starter, LOL.  Did you know that they can also be used as a floatation device???  It's redneck, but true!

I'm a yankee, who married a redneck, what can I say!

-jade

• You might be a redneck (true stories) (sm) - Yeehaw
  • Yes, I married one, and he's from NY. Go figure! LOL - nm
  • i got caught in the middle - x
    • Rather be a redneck any day than a YANKEE ! nm - Texan and proud -- don't mess with Texas
      • And some of us would rather be Yankees than - confederates (southerners)....*LOL*...nm
      • Thank you Sandy Squirrel (sm) - OP
      • They teach them to say that when their real little rednecks :-) (nm) - Me
        • I meant "they're" - dang it! - Me
      • What's your problem with Yankees? - Yankee from New York
      • can you be a little more original? - no message
      • Texan for 28 years and I have a question (sm) - Former Yankee - now a Texan
        • ROFLMHO.........touche'........ - yeah, I'd like to know that too.....sm
      • are you going to answer the poster who asked why? - why not explain yourself? N/M
      • amen, girl! - ginny
      • Rednecks can be from North or South, I'm southern but no redneck (nm) - OP
        • Don't want to be a redneck, but rather than a YANKEE! n/m - Southern lady/Texas
        • you got that right!! - x
      • my neighbors waiting for snow outside - I will never forget
        • oops..meant to say flashlight! - I will never forget
      • why?? - x
        • not the poster you asked but.....I'll tell ya - yeah, I'd like to know that too.....sm
  • My DH said we were rednecks the other day - sm - Laura E.
  • ...and you might be a redneck if... - jade
  • My husband puts fish he catches & sodas in the same cooler! (nm) - Me
    • So what's wrong with that? - Deep south
      • Right?! I once caught a fish so big...(sm) - Hayseed
        • LOL! How very McGuyver of you!! nm - Margaret
        • OMG. I have never heard a fish story like that - Redneck from Texas.
        • You're so funny!!! That's what I wanted - funny redneck stories - OP
        • You are hysterical! nm - trose

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Yankee candles were as high-end as it gets for candles.  I only get 1 or 2 a year because I think they are expensive, unless I have a coupon.  Guess that's what makes 'em low end on the high-end scale of candles, coupons?

I buy what I like the smell of first and the look of the candle second.  I could care less about the name printed on them.  As for the $325 candle, there'd better be $300 bills waiting for me when the wax melts.

If your husband nails a wooden duck and wooden dog that your children painted to your back door (underneath the wooden back-to-back swans painted black that his mother made for you.....

(yep, my back door) haha!  - anyone else have a redneck family member(s)? Did anyone marry a redneck they didn't realize was one beforehand?