That is just hysterical! LOL!!! nm

Posted By: sm on 2006-10-03
In Reply to: yep - sure has - photos - sm - recruiter

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Let me just say this, please. - Hiring Manager
- With the alleged shortage of decent MTs, which you managers are quickly turning into VR editors sm - Let me just say this
  - I am grateful - for professional, mature, experienced applicants. - This childish, cutesy, little girl stuff -- no.
    - You should be grateful for, and consider, any applicants you get, cutesy or not. Do you really sm - again
      - lol Too bad for you!! - lol
- what are the requirements to become a recuriter ? - curious
  - Every employer makes their own decision about that. - I've over 20 years of MT experience.
- Understand, please this is not every applicant, just some. (sm) - Hiring Manager
  - Who in the world would give you any info other than an email address? - Please
    - Ahhh, but we do have a website! MOST COMPANIES DO!! - If you can't give me info, you're not gettin
      - So when you are hiring, you don't provide a web site - gd1
        she said they DO have a website - read, learn to read
- Wow! I feel sorry for you as a hiring manager! sm - ICMT24
  - Sometimes I want to hire the first professional resume I receive! - Hiring Manager
    - I hate to tell you this, but (sm) - nm
      - Rigid standards of professionalism? lol please sm - This is funny.
        Oh, and BTW (sm) - OP
        Good thing you are just a recruiter - definitely not a speller - LOL - OP
    - Then you need to be professional, give a company website than can be checked out sm - ok
      - When I advertise, I give all that information as - yet another recruiter
- Also, please don't... - another recruiter
  - No one believes a recruiter. They all lie, and the reality of the job is very different. sm - ok
    - Recruiter lies - Hazel
    - Speak for yourself. I tell the truth with my - yet another recruiter
  - As a recruiter, someone who actually has done - yet another recruiter
    - I hear you. I pay NO attention to how good someone thinks they are. - I verify that experience and then test.
  - even better - sm - recruiter
  - OMG YES! I don't care that you worked for Dunkin Donuts! - I care about TRANSCRIPTION-related work.
    - Those Dunkin Donuts type of resumes - yet another recruiter
      - I had one similar, no MT experience but was a legal secretary - sm
        I occasionally get someone with NO transcription experience (sm) - Hiring Manager
  - It's too bad....sm - ms
    - to the poster that was rude - sm - recruiter
      - I don't believe...sm - ms
    - You can tell these messages - sm
      - You couldn't be more wrong, honey! - Hiring Manager
        Yet you have never once mentioned who you are a "hiring manager" for. LOL Fraud. - how strange
      - what???? Are you for real??? what is - recruiter
        MAKE myself - yet another recruiter
      - I was thinking the same thing - nm
    - The difference is, - (sm)
      - You're exactly right! Oh, and please do not track me down at my personal - home and call me about a job.
        You and I disagree on that end. I make myself - yet another recruiter
        Well, I have a biz phone and biz hours that I am required to keep. - Tracking me down at home is unacceptable.
        Well that is just silly, unless you are getting round the clock pay. - sm
        Well I do earn a pretty decent salary - yet another recruiter
        Well that is great! I did not realize some companies - sm
    - I disagree. I don't blame them for wanting to clue some people in. (sm) - Me
    - and yes...sm - ms
- also add these ... - recruiter
  - I wish I knew - Holly
    - Don't you worry about us, Holly! - We gotcha covered! LOL
  - Photos ??? LOL - (sm)
    - yep - sure has - photos - sm - recruiter
      - That is just hysterical! LOL!!! nm - sm
        This is the funniest! I have not had such entertaining reading since the "Shapin Show"!! - !!!!!!!

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